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Started by Speeddog, November 02, 2012, 09:23:34 PM

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MendoDave

#105
December 30, 2012, 07:44:28 PM
Quote from: JohnEE on December 30, 2012, 07:33:43 PM
This +1000. I'm the king of striping, snapping off and rounding out bolts  [bang]

You must have changed the oil on my car once. The first time i want to change it i had to remove the pan and take it into the garage to get the drain bolt out.

brimo

#106
December 30, 2012, 08:19:05 PM
My littl'un

"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

JohnEE

#107
December 30, 2012, 08:26:52 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on December 30, 2012, 07:44:28 PM
You must have changed the oil on my car once. The first time i want to change it i had to remove the pan and take it into the garage to get the drain bolt out.

sighh...... :-[ I've done this.....except i just swapped out the whole oil pan as the the drain plug was not coming out under any circumstances.

rgramjet

#109
January 14, 2013, 05:28:26 PM
Watching my 10 year old son recite "The Bells" by Edgar Allen Poe from start to finish without prompts. 

Was a huge challenge.  His sense of accomplishment is evident in his smile.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

yamifixer

#110
January 15, 2013, 09:17:44 AM
Watching my bulldogges play.
Listening to Marty Stewart play anything.
walking into a Packy and finding DogFishHead 120 on the shelf.
'00 M900Sie, '66 Benelli Fireball, '70 Honda Z50
Valve Springs are EVIL

Speedbag

#111
January 15, 2013, 09:36:50 AM
Quote from: yamifixer on January 15, 2013, 09:17:44 AM

walking into a Packy and finding DogFishHead 120 on the shelf.


Sure would like to try that someday. I've went to stores in the states surrounding MN with no luck.  :(
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Novelo

#112
January 17, 2013, 06:06:27 PM
Successfully pulling off a poop dollar with out getting caught or laughing my ares off at the sceen [laugh]

Stella

#113
January 30, 2013, 05:08:13 PM
Realizing I only left poop in my pocket for an hour and not a week.

[thumbsup]



dog poo. in a bag.


Oh, and getting to meet another DMF'er!    DRKWNG dinner soon.   [beer]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Bick

#114
January 30, 2013, 05:15:11 PM
Quote from: Stella on January 30, 2013, 05:08:13 PM
Realizing I only left poop in my pocket for an hour and not a week.

[thumbsup]



dog poo. in a bag.


Oh, and getting to meet another DMF'er!    DRKWNG dinner soon.   [beer]

Looking for Borat pic.  No luck. 

Please don't eat DRKWNG.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ZLTFUL

#115
January 30, 2013, 11:02:07 PM
Having Bick buy me a beer...oh...wait...  [laugh]  [beer]
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2012 Panigale 1199
2003 KTM 640 Adventure

zooom

#116
January 31, 2013, 04:18:25 AM
Quote from: Novelo on January 17, 2013, 06:06:27 PM
Successfully pulling off a poop dollar with out getting caught or laughing my ares off at the sceen [laugh]

at work???
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Bick

#117
January 31, 2013, 04:22:55 AM
Quote from: ZILBERT on January 30, 2013, 11:02:07 PM
Having Bick buy me a beer...oh...wait...  [laugh]  [beer]
[beer]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Oldfisti

#118
January 31, 2013, 06:37:56 AM
Quote from: Novelo on January 17, 2013, 06:06:27 PM
Successfully pulling off a poop dollar with out getting caught or laughing my ares off at the sceen [laugh]


You need to get more creative with your pranks.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

zooom

#119
January 31, 2013, 09:10:30 AM
Quote from: alfisti on January 31, 2013, 06:37:56 AM

You need to get more creative with your pranks.

upper decking the boss's private bathroom?!?!?!
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T
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