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ungeheuer

#90
December 23, 2012, 04:06:48 AM
Pulled up in a country town for a drink while out riding yesterday.....

... elderly bloke waiting outside the fish & chip shop for his dinner nods towards my M1100 and says....

"that bike sounds REAL sick...."

"its OK, its supposed to sound like that  :)"

"reckon it'll get you home?"

"yeah, its fine  :)"

Points to his farm truck full of junk... "we can chuck it in the back of the truck.... sounds REAL sick"

"thanks, its fine really.  Its supposed to sound like that"

"..... hope you dont have far to go then"..........

He didnt know me, but he knew I was too stupid to realise I needed help.... and drove off with his dinner, leaving me to imminent mechanical destruction.

It was a kind offer  :)



Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

MendoDave

#91
December 23, 2012, 07:00:47 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on December 23, 2012, 04:06:48 AM
Pulled up in a country town for a drink while out riding yesterday.....

... elderly bloke waiting outside the fish & chip shop for his dinner nods towards my M1100 and says....

"that bike sounds REAL sick...."

"its OK, its supposed to sound like that  :)"

"reckon it'll get you home?"

"yeah, its fine  :)"

Points to his farm truck full of junk... "we can chuck it in the back of the truck.... sounds REAL sick"

"thanks, its fine really.  Its supposed to sound like that"

"..... hope you dont have far to go then"..........

He didnt know me, but he knew I was too stupid to realise I needed help.... and drove off with his dinner, leaving me to imminent mechanical destruction.

It was a kind offer  :)





Did the tambourine come loose again and start making all that racket?  ;D

brimo

#92
December 27, 2012, 03:01:10 PM Last Edit: December 27, 2012, 03:04:57 PM by brimo
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Stella

#93
December 27, 2012, 06:35:03 PM
Sitting in on a card game with my family 1,200 miles away via Skype.

Thank you skype inventor.   [thumbsup]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

DarkMonster620

#94
December 27, 2012, 07:21:34 PM
Quote from: zooom on November 03, 2012, 08:14:18 AM
time on my bike...bending it into the turn and feeling that touch of exhiliration as it does exactly what it was designed to do flawlessly!

this and so many other things . ..  like my two dogs jumping all over right before we go for our walks . . . or a beautiful sunrise or sunset . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Monsterlover

#95
December 27, 2012, 07:32:57 PM
Bolts that come out when you want instead of just breaking off :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

kopfjäger

#96
December 27, 2012, 10:09:31 PM
Peanut butter
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zooom

#97
December 28, 2012, 04:18:36 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on December 27, 2012, 10:09:31 PM
Peanut butter

I had a bourbon and bacon peanut butter with a big fresh salty pretzel yesterday!
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Duck-Stew

#98
December 28, 2012, 08:24:53 AM
Being @ home.  :)
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

rgramjet

#99
December 30, 2012, 07:02:02 PM
A pickup bed full of Paulaner oil cans.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

DarkMonster620

#100
December 30, 2012, 07:05:35 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on December 30, 2012, 07:02:02 PM
A pickup bed full of Paulaner oil cans.

oil or beer?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

rgramjet

#101
December 30, 2012, 07:11:44 PM
Beer!  Oktoberfest Wiesn.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

DarkMonster620

#102
December 30, 2012, 07:14:00 PM
Ach so . . .jetz verstehe ich . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

JohnEE

#103
December 30, 2012, 07:33:43 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 27, 2012, 07:32:57 PM
Bolts that come out when you want instead of just breaking off :D

This +1000. I'm the king of striping, snapping off and rounding out bolts  [bang]

DarkMonster620

#104
December 30, 2012, 07:34:28 PM
Quote from: JohnEE on December 30, 2012, 07:33:43 PM
This +1000. I'm the king of striping, snapping off and rounding out bolts  [bang]

now, you made me laugh . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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