The ORIGINAL Bacon thread & ALL things bacon-related!!!

[teddy037.2]

bacon on a maple bar? too easy!

choco dipped bacon PWNZ that all day 

[eltristo]

Hmmm, what about cappuccino with a chocolate covered bacon stirrer?

[El Matador]

Hmmm, what about cappuccino with a chocolate covered bacon stirrer?

Now that's just taking it too far...

[Pakhan]

[eltristo]

I am humbled.

[teddy037.2]

Now that's just taking it too far...

only because you have not witnessed bacontini!

[Jaman]

To go with your Tofuturkey Bacon, IZ...

http://picasaweb.google.com/JamanDuc420/Duc/photo#5197842475914363442

[Howie]

http://churchofbacon.org

[El Matador]

I am humbled.

I am grossed out...

[MendoDave]

I bought a Pound of Bacon one afternoon last week. Told my wife how I was gonna cook Bacon the next morning! When Morning came I was in there cooking bacon on my cast Iron skillet. I notice that this pound had exactly 15 pieces of bacon in it, my skillet can cook 5 at a time. So I'm cooking bacon and when I'm done with the first five pieces I put them on a plate to make room for the next 5 pieces of bacon to fry in the pan. However the bacon on the plate was sitting there getting cold, so I took a little nibble while it was still hot. One nibble led to another and before I knew it I had eaten 3 pieces. Well.. the Two dogs of course had noticed that I was cooking......and not just anything. I was cooking Bacon!

So I gave a piece to each one of them just as the second 5 pieces were done, and the last 5 pieces went in the pan. Then I noticed that the dogs hadn't gone away to lie down, satisfied with full bellys, but were in fact still looking at me very attentively. So they each got another piece, and then I had to try some more too, because it just tasted so good and there was still plenty of bacon yet to be cooked.

This is the way it went over the next 15 minutes, and before I knew it the bacon was all cooked, and there were only three pieces left! So I said to myself, "Self" you had better save some for the wife. Well is she up I asked myself? A quick check revealed that rather than getting up to eat bacon, some steady breathing sounds were coming from the covers on the bed, and my conclusion was that she didn't want any. At least not now. So I reasoned this way "she claims she is a vegetarian, Mostly...and she would probably rather have a berry smoothy." So I made said berry smoothy and ate the remaining pieces, breaking one piece in half to share with the dogs.

That's when she came out and said "smells good where's the Bacon?" I then explained to her about the dogs, and the bacon, and the plate, and ...and... and she didn't want to hear it.
I offered to go to the store and get some more now that she was up. Nope! I directed her to the smoothy that I had made just for her. Didn't want that either. there was of course no resolution to the problem, nothing that could be said or done.
I was "That Man!" the rest of the day.

Not the way to start the day on a good note.

[teddy037.2]

 ;:|

I don't think I'll ever get tired of that story

[Manny]

Now that's just taking it too far...

oh no. bacon and jalapeño flavored beer would be taking it too far...  ;:|

[phlipmode]

Bacon is the lesbians of meat, bacon on bacon action is good.  Bacon on anything else is good to.

[El Matador]

Bacon is the lesbians of meat, bacon on bacon action is good.  Bacon on anything else is good to.

;:| ;:| ;:| ;:|

That made me crack up

[Dietrich]

Contribution from my 7 y/o daughter: