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The ORIGINAL Bacon thread & ALL things bacon-related!!!

Started by IZ, May 06, 2008, 11:37:49 PM

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Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

Joy made green beans with bacon ends in them. It makes the green beans go from "definitely not my favorite thing" to " hmmm not bad maybe I will have some more"

DarkMonster620

Quote from: Mendo Dave on December 01, 2012, 12:39:39 PM
Joy made green beans with bacon ends in them. It makes the green beans go from "definitely not my favorite thing" to " hmmm not bad maybe I will have some more"

I made some lentils with smoked tail and the "garnish" or the onions, peppers and garlic were sauted in bacon fat as well as the tail . .. 
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

cokey

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About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

zooom

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ZLTFUL

Quote from: zooom on January 29, 2013, 04:06:21 AM
bacon narwhal....



...IS THE MOST AMAZING make the beast with two backsING THING EVER!!! EVEN BETTER THAN BACON WRAPPED:
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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Randimus Maximus

This appetizer last night was fantastic!  [drool]



It's called: "Man Candy" and has brown sugar, pepper & crushed red pepper magically fused to the bacon.  [thumbsup]

ZLTFUL

Today is the "Blue Ribbon Bacon Fest".

http://www.blueribbonbaconfestival.com/festivals/2013-festival/

My wife and I have gone the last 2 years. The first year sucked...standing in line for 20 minutes at a time to get a flaccid 1/3 strip of bacon. (There were 2 things that were worth the wait out of the entire day but I will get there). Lukewarm beer that you had to stand in line to get a ticket for then stand in line to get the actual beer. Music was mediocre. The Bacon Queen...meh.

The second year was even worse. It just wasn't worth it to make it three years of misery in a row.

That isn't to say there weren't a couple of redeeming factors.
Bacon Gelato...pretty much the most amazing ice cream/ice cream relative in the history of the planet. Caramel gelato with bacon piece mixed in. It was a fabulous balance of sweet and salty.

Lohrville Locker...I think these guys produce the absolute best bacon on the planet. And not only did they have the thickest, best cooked and most flavorful options of bacon for free...they also offered up their bacon in a form that they were calling "bacon steaks". Pretty much a huge chunk of perfectly cooked pork belly. Absolutely amazing. We pretty much spent the second half of our day there doing laps around their booth.


So since we aren't going this year, my wife instead is downstairs making me an assortment of bacons and bacon flavor items for a late breakfast. The beer is ice cold and there are no lines to wait in for undercooked bacon products. Life truly sucks...


BTW, Randy, next time we are in Denver, you need to take us there!  [bacon]
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MendoDave

We make Bacon Brittle & Bacon Jalapeño brittle.

Im sure thats not very interesting to anybody here though.

DarkMonster620

Quote from: Mendo Dave on February 09, 2013, 02:18:21 PM
We make Bacon Brittle & Bacon Jalapeño brittle.

Im sure thats not very interesting to anybody here though.

I might be in the USA in Michigan next week, will let you know !!!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Dirty Duc

My mother got us a microwave bacon-making contraption... microwave bacon is terrible.  The only real bacon is deep-fried in it's own fat.