The ORIGINAL Bacon thread & ALL things bacon-related!!!

[teddy037.2]

that... is one of the funnest signs I have ever seen.

bring it, god! 

[Oldfisti]

I did a search but didn't see any bacon popcorn. I had some grease from some slab pepper bacon and used some for the popcorn cooking oil. Cooked at 2/3 heat on electric range. Salt and yum!! 

[KnightofNi]

so at the renaissance faire the brewery has a beer that is all kinds of smnokey.

it tastes like bacon.

[darkduc7]

it tastes like bacon.

thats what i told her 2nite. mmm delicious.

[teddy037.2]

  ?

BRILLIANT!!!!

[Desmostro]

In the future, clothing will be made of bacon. 

[Bick]

Interesting concept.  I have often felt like I was wearing bacon underwear in this dog-eat-dog world.

[Desmostro]

Interesting concept.  I have often felt like I was wearing bacon underwear in this dog-eat-dog world.

woah, poetic. 'nipping at the shorts eh? chilling visual.

I was going with the, 'wear home squishing around on the bus, fry in large pan, eat off friend,' image.
Re-visit butcher/tailor next day.

This was actually designed by a big archi/design firm for the "Miss-Meat Packing Industry" dress.
I coudln't make this sh*t up. 
I found it amongst their portfolio of high rises and city plans.

[Ducatiloo]

I think she looks sizzling 

[Super T.I.B]

Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree
in the distance. As they get nearer they see its draped
with rasher upon rasher of juicy bacon.
"Hey Pepe", says the first man.
"Ees a bacon tree, we're saved!"
Then he runs to the tree but is gunned down
in a hail of bullets.

"What happened?" shouts Pepe. With his last breath,
his friend shouts "Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree.
Ees a ham bush."


Sorry, had to do it. 

[eltristo]

Ham bush!        ees a ham bush!  

[Bick]

Forget Sesame Street...

[Popeye the Sailor]

Forget Sesame Street...

I would so steal that sign.

[DesmoDiva]

I would so steal that sign.

What/who is stopping you? 

other than we have no idea where it is.  looks like Cali. 

[Popeye the Sailor]

What/who is stopping you? 

other than we have no idea where it is.  looks like Cali. 

Oh....I would never break the law and admit it....