A man with a plan.

Grampa · January 24, 2013, 04:36:48 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Ddan · January 24, 2013, 04:44:48 PM

Well.

Um.

OK then.

That'll make an interesting story at the Bruni family gatherings for years to come

Grampa · January 24, 2013, 04:46:31 PM

I bet he no longer gets to sit at the big table during Thanksgiving dinner.

Ddan · January 24, 2013, 04:57:41 PM

Grampa · January 24, 2013, 05:10:23 PM

The only thing that could have made this story more awesome...... Would have been if he broke into the house of Greg Evigan.

The Bearded Duc · January 25, 2013, 01:57:12 AM

Austin Powers: Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war.
Basil Exposition: What's the other?
Austin Powers: Excuse me?
Basil Exposition: What's the other thing that scares you?
Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

Oh yeah, and apparently they shit all over the place!

IZ · January 25, 2013, 06:21:24 AM

"Carnies"

Wait..he used the vacuum to masterbate and then sucked up the contents after he spilled it?

What was Cyrus' real name? I know he's in FL now and was looking for a job.

zooom · January 25, 2013, 06:41:08 AM

Quote from: IZ on January 25, 2013, 06:21:24 AM
"Carnies"

Wait..he used the vacuum to masterbate and then sucked up the contents after he spilled it?

What was Cyrus' real name? I know he's in FL now and was looking for a job.

perhaps he was channeling all of Pillar's ex's ?!?!?!

IZ · January 25, 2013, 06:58:40 AM

That does sound like a Pillar story.

ZLTFUL · January 25, 2013, 10:57:57 AM

While that really does sound like Jud's modus operandi, I doubt it was him. He was apparently playing tennis that day.

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A man with a plan.