Joel is a Hipster, Joel is a Hipster, Neener Neener Neener!

[triangleforge]

Motorcycle Magazine names their top ten hipster bikes, and Bobspapa's in the club:

http://blog.motorcycle.com/2013/02/21/motorcycle-news/top-10-hipster-motorcycles/

And because they (inexplicably) didn't include the XS650, I'm not. 

[Fergus]

And because they (inexplicably) didn't include the XS650, I'm not. 

It's not that far off from #1 - any 70s era Honda CB. Go ahead, think of yourself as part of the club

[JEFF_H]

Oh crap...im at #4
time to grow a beard and get some big glasses and tight pants

also their description 'vintage vespa' has a new vespa.
and if you're gonna name vintage vespa, might as well include the stella

[Grampa]

Damn, now where did I set my Sally Jessy Raphael glasses?. Oh there they are right next to my can of Natty Light.

[Grampa]

Now excuse me why I go make a harlemshake video with my fellow douchenozzles.

[zooom]

Now excuse me why I go make a harlemshake video with my fellow douchenozzles.

just the excuse you needed to use your Santa outfit outside of the holidays!

[Pedro-bot]

Oh crap...im at #4
time to grow a beard and get some big glasses and tight pants

They're called skinny jeans. C'mon man! 

[Skybarney]

So what does it mean if I have never owned a single bike on that list? 

That being said I am currently restoring my uncles world record holding 1968 Aermacchi/HD 125cc road racer.  Tis pretty much a micro bike.

[sleepyJ]

i think that means youre a super hipster

[Grampa]

Super mega hip. SMA BAAAAAAAAYYYYYBY.

[Speedbag]

Honda CBs are on the list.....

So much for that plan. 

[djrashonal]

I'm on a #5 right now, but I had been looking for #1...no dice on a decent specimen.