News:

This Forum is not for sale

 

Hugo Chavez is dead.

Started by Speedbag, March 05, 2013, 03:26:12 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Speedbag

From wwtdd.com:

"It ain’t easy being a dictator. The funny hats, the 60′s military garb, long dinners with Sean Penn who just won’t shut the make the beast with two backs up. And, then, shit, you get a cough which turns into cancer and suddenly you’re dead, all within an afternoon, just when you were getting ready to attend a big execution. And you know there’s always another fat bastard with bad skin ready to fill your shoes.

Hugo Chavez seemed like a very misunderstood man. Maybe he wanted to rule the world. Maybe he just wanted to follow Maroon 5 on tour and blow dudes. There’s no way to know now. Because he’s dead.

The good news is, if you were ever going to bang a hot Venezuelan girl, tonight would be the night. Partying and raw sexuality should be in full force at your local Venezuelan hangout. Andale'."
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

muskrat

My family and I are hopeful this is the start to something better. 

Oh and Venezuelans don't use andale  >:(
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

ducpainter

Is this a memorial thread...

or a political thread?

Hmmmm....
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”