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Started by AK ducati, May 10, 2013, 03:21:29 PM

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AK ducati

May 10, 2013, 03:21:29 PM
Oh to hear my 620 dark described by a close friend to another friend as a crotch rocket....I cringe speechless!

brimo

#1
May 10, 2013, 03:49:48 PM
Yep, more like a crotch skyrocket.  ;D
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http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

AK ducati

#2
May 10, 2013, 04:11:43 PM
Damn, why didn't I think of that at the time?!!

rule62

#3
May 10, 2013, 04:14:42 PM
crotch skyrockets in flight ...afternoon crotch delight...

SDRider

#4
May 10, 2013, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: rule62 on May 10, 2013, 04:14:42 PM
crotch skyrockets in flight ...afternoon crotch delight...

Mmm, afternoon crotch delight... ahhhh.  [drool]

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polivo

#5
May 10, 2013, 06:05:20 PM
seems acurate. my crotch rockets every time in get on mine.

Skybarney

#6
May 10, 2013, 06:30:09 PM
A 695 is to a rocket what a mosquito is to rocketry.   (Only old guys familiar with Estes rockets will get this joke).     ;D
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ducpainter

#7
May 10, 2013, 06:31:54 PM
Quote from: Skybarney on May 10, 2013, 06:30:09 PM
A 695 is to a rocket what a mosquito is to rocketry.   (Only old guys familiar with Estes rockets will get this joke).     ;D
Apparently I only meet one of those criteria... ;)
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DexterMorgan

#8
May 10, 2013, 09:04:02 PM
Ugh, this a pet peeve of mine.....people don't get it.  I quickly correct anyone who says it before they can finish their sentence.  Haha.
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hbliam

#9
May 10, 2013, 09:34:06 PM
pastarocket

IZ

#10
May 11, 2013, 11:12:25 PM
At least he didn't ask if Buell makes it
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

LowThudd

#11
May 12, 2013, 01:18:01 AM
Linguini launcher?

memper

#12
May 12, 2013, 04:29:59 PM
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LowThudd

#13
May 12, 2013, 04:39:38 PM
Anti-Gravity Antipasti

77south

#14
May 13, 2013, 06:50:01 AM
A 695 has everything it takes to go head to head with the most powerful bikes in the world... of the 1940s
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