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Started by Grampa, May 12, 2013, 06:15:08 PM

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Grampa

who has to be tried with me on his/her jury.


[evil]

guess what im doing tomorrow.
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Grampa

naaaa....I'm taking a book with me.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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hbliam

It would be interesting to actually be on a jury. I'll likely never have that experience.

somegirl

I was just rejected by a defense attorney last week.
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Grampa

i made it on one once, but the city dropped it's case against the guy during the second day of the trial.


I'd like to see one through all the way.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

LowThudd

I was on a criminal jury. Very rewarding experience. Somewhat frustrating too. Some of the instructions made it confusing. We were ordered to only listen to how the translator stated the translation of a spanish speaking witness' statement, but even I understood spanish enough, as well as the native speakers on the jury, that the translator was incorrect in some of his translation. At the end of the day, it was a moot point, but did cause some confusion.

All in all, got to help put away a life long crim and three striker. He had been in jail for the majority of his life, since he almost beat a bunch of people to death when he was 17. He will no longer be a problem for those outside of jail.

Very interesting process, once on a jury. Certainly not boring.

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Grampa

just checked in...... where do they keep the pitch forks and nooses?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ZLTFUL

I found that the most effective way to get out of jury duty is to wear your "White Flour" t-shirt.

Of course, having a last name starting with W, they never even made it to me in the selection process...it was a child pornography case and the guy was in his late 60s...pretty sure I was going to dick punch him out of principles...
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Quote from: hbliam on May 12, 2013, 06:57:34 PM
It would be interesting to actually be on a jury. I'll likely never have that experience.
I was picked in a civil case last year. 


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Grampa

Quote from: ZILBERT on May 13, 2013, 08:20:01 AM
I found that the most effective way to get out of jury duty is to wear your "White Flour" t-shirt.

Of course, having a last name starting with W, they never even made it to me in the selection process...it was a child pornography case and the guy was in his late 60s...pretty sure I was going to dick punch him out of principles...



I'm hoping my reading material may get me excused.

;D
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducatiz

If everyone with good sense gets themselves kicked off jury duty, then those people need to remember to STFU when a jury does something idiotic.

Just sayin'
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Quote from: ducatiz on May 13, 2013, 08:43:18 AM
If everyone with good sense gets themselves kicked off jury duty, then those people need to remember to STFU when a jury does something idiotic.

Just sayin'

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somegirl

Quote from: ducatiz on May 13, 2013, 08:43:18 AM
If everyone with good sense gets themselves kicked off jury duty, then those people need to remember to STFU when a jury does something idiotic.

Just sayin'

Agreed but it seemed like in the case I was in the pool for, the attorneys did not want anyone highly educated particularly scientists. :-\
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