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Started by Skybarney, July 05, 2013, 10:46:33 AM

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Skybarney

July 05, 2013, 10:46:33 AM
This was just too classic to not post.  Not sure which is worse the ride or the laughter in the background.....

Russian Parachute Landing FAIL



Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

Uncle Mofo

#1
July 05, 2013, 12:03:47 PM
The only thing he had to do, was release the canopy.. 
There are two quick release buckles on your shoulders, we used to call them "one shot"  poor guy.. :-[


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kopfjäger

#2
July 06, 2013, 08:27:19 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mofo on July 05, 2013, 12:03:47 PM
The only thing he had to do, was release the canopy.. 
There are two quick release buckles on your shoulders, we used to call them "one shot"  poor guy.. :-[

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Uncle Mofo

#3
July 06, 2013, 09:26:46 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 06, 2013, 08:27:19 PM
Capewells
I was an Italian Army paratrooper  ;D


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kopfjäger

#4
July 06, 2013, 09:30:19 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mofo on July 06, 2013, 09:26:46 PM
I was an Italian Army paratrooper  ;D

Don't get me started,  :D [drink]
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ZLTFUL

#5
July 07, 2013, 06:31:13 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mofo on July 06, 2013, 09:26:46 PM
I was an Italian Army paratrooper  ;D

And now he is a miscreant who leads hooligans and wears a badge. I don't know whether to be frightened or awed.  [cheeky]
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red baron

#6
July 07, 2013, 07:08:51 AM
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Uncle Mofo

#7
July 07, 2013, 11:16:18 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 06, 2013, 09:30:19 PM
Don't get me started,  :D [drink]
Please do!   [beer]

Quote from: ZILBERT on July 07, 2013, 06:31:13 AM
And now he is a miscreant who leads hooligans and wears a badge. I don't know whether to be frightened or awed.  [cheeky]
[laugh]  I'm no miscreant, just a bit of a rebel

Quote from: red baron on July 07, 2013, 07:08:51 AM
[popcorn]
[popcorn] [wine]


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ducpainter

#8
July 07, 2013, 11:21:35 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mofo on July 07, 2013, 11:16:18 AM
Please do!   [beer]

<snip>
...but he's showing such restraint...

don't discourage him. ;D
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krolik

#9
July 07, 2013, 11:34:27 AM
I knew a guy, Sgt Carlson, he weighed 120 lbs, if that. When he was in the 82nd ABN he said he never had a hard landing, always landed on he feet & then did a PLF. Once he caught a thermal, floated off base & landed in the Fayetteville Walmart parking lot.
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Skybarney

#10
July 07, 2013, 12:39:15 PM
Quote from: krolik on July 07, 2013, 11:34:27 AM
I knew a guy, Sgt Carlson, he weighed 120 lbs, if that. When he was in the 82nd ABN he said he never had a hard landing, always landed on he feet & then did a PLF. Once he caught a thermal, floated off base & landed in the Fayetteville Walmart parking lot.
^^^ [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]^^^
Having flown Over 3,600 hours in paragliders (mostly thermals) I can relate!  In fact it brought back some great memories  :)
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

kopfjäger

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July 07, 2013, 07:30:54 PM
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