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Started by tommys67, May 07, 2008, 05:30:19 AM

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DucNaked

#270
March 28, 2013, 11:08:30 AM
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S

ducpainter

#271
March 28, 2013, 11:22:40 AM
I think I'm offended.  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


The Mad King Pepe'

#272
April 01, 2013, 02:57:37 PM
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

Oldfisti

#273
April 01, 2013, 03:42:33 PM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

triangleforge

#274
April 03, 2013, 08:21:51 PM
Reminds me of Mr. Wolf from Pulp Fiction - but way more useful in everyday life.

Portlandia - Professional Tipper
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon

kopfjäger

#275
April 10, 2013, 06:45:55 PM
“Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the frickin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

zooom

#276
April 10, 2013, 09:05:37 PM
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Grampa

#277
April 11, 2013, 06:04:41 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Buckethead

#278
April 11, 2013, 11:52:22 PM
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

kopfjäger

#279
April 12, 2013, 03:21:07 PM
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DucNaked

#280
April 13, 2013, 08:22:19 AM
I just ship my pants

http://youtu.be/I03UmJbK0lA
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S

ducpainter

#281
April 13, 2013, 08:59:39 AM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Monsterlover

#282
April 13, 2013, 09:58:00 AM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

braando

#283
April 14, 2013, 06:35:01 AM
A bit of humour on a weekend ride.....................

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jaxduc

#284
April 14, 2013, 09:15:47 AM
what was he trying to do? did his exhaust come loose?
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