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Speeddog

#690
May 31, 2016, 01:42:54 PM
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~~~ "We've rearranged the deck chairs, refilled the champagne glasses, and the band sounds great. This is fine." - Alberto Puig ~~~

Dirty Duc

#691
June 20, 2016, 04:52:38 PM

kopfjäger

#692
June 20, 2016, 10:22:30 PM
Wolf of Wall Street quaalude scene.

https://youtu.be/aicfFxaYVyM
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DarkMonster620

#693
June 25, 2016, 12:42:47 PM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

kopfjäger

#694
June 25, 2016, 12:49:23 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] 'No funciona'
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Randimus Maximus

#695
June 25, 2016, 08:53:30 PM

DarkMonster620

#696
June 28, 2016, 07:58:32 AM
OK, please, lay down and even so, you might still fall over

https://youtu.be/9csU-Vs9uoQ
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Grampa

#697
June 28, 2016, 08:33:06 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DarkMonster620

#698
June 28, 2016, 08:36:26 PM
 :o  [thumbsup]
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

GK

#699
June 29, 2016, 06:31:41 AM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on June 28, 2016, 07:58:32 AM
OK, please, lay down and even so, you might still fall over

https://youtu.be/9csU-Vs9uoQ

Cracked me up! Next time I order pizza, I'll ask for four pieces. I won't feel full at all! ðŸ˜,
2001 Ducati  Monster 900S ie
JE high comp pistons, bit of porting, open airbox with DP filter, PC3 with custom map, CCW matched injectors, Termignoni cf slip ons, 14:39 gearing.

Gone but not forgotten!
Honda VFR800i, Honda CBR600F3, Honda CBX750, Norton Commando 750S, Suzuki GS750, Yamaha XT250, Kawasaki Z250, Kawasaki KX80, Honda XL250, Suzuki TC100.

DarkMonster620

#700
June 29, 2016, 06:33:51 AM
Quote from: GK on June 29, 2016, 06:31:41 AM
Cracked me up! Next time I order pizza, I'll ask for four pieces. I won't feel full at all! ðŸ˜,
Nah!! I'll order 16 slices  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

GK

#701
June 29, 2016, 07:27:36 AM
Great idea! More value for money!
Better again, go 25 slices, so you have left overs for a few days! ðŸ'ðŸ»
2001 Ducati  Monster 900S ie
JE high comp pistons, bit of porting, open airbox with DP filter, PC3 with custom map, CCW matched injectors, Termignoni cf slip ons, 14:39 gearing.

Gone but not forgotten!
Honda VFR800i, Honda CBR600F3, Honda CBX750, Norton Commando 750S, Suzuki GS750, Yamaha XT250, Kawasaki Z250, Kawasaki KX80, Honda XL250, Suzuki TC100.

DarkMonster620

#702
June 29, 2016, 08:10:46 AM
Quote from: GK on June 29, 2016, 07:27:36 AM
Great idea! More value for money!
Better again, go 25 slices, so you have left overs for a few days! ðŸ'ðŸ»
leftovers?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#703
July 09, 2016, 12:25:23 PM
I don't care who you are...

this is funny. ;D

Kawasaki Z800 vs Bicicleta curveando
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


kopfjäger

#704
July 09, 2016, 12:39:28 PM
 :D
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