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[Lucumon]

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Luc
DC Metro Area
2012 Ducati Monster 1100 Evo
Since 1999
My brother is marrying someone I am not a fan of in 3 days.  What should I do?

[Ducatamount]

Hi Luc, welcome.
Marriage advice?
http://www.oprah.com/index.html
         

[ungeheuer]

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Luc
DC Metro Area
2012 Ducati Monster 1100 Evo
Since 1999
My brother is marrying someone I am not a fan of in 3 days.  What should I do?

Welcome Luc 

So lemme get this right... you're a fan of the someone your brother is gonna marry, but you wont be in three days...

How long past the 3rd day do you expect this lack of endearment to last?

[Lucumon]

http://www.oprah.com/index.html

Eh, wasnt really a fan of her beforehand.  Quick to volunteer others to pay for things, always getting 'hurt' and in need of immediate attention, and 'allergic' to: meat, gluten, shrimp, peanuts, fun, and anything else someone cooks for her.  The more we get to know her the more unhinged she seems.  Luckily my wife, other siblings, and parents seem to have similar sentiments.

I expect this lack of endearment to last for quite some time.  I will pull the baffles out for when I know she will be around.

[pesto]

I will pull the baffles out for when I know she will be around.

Welcome.

[bdub]

Welcome. Don't ride with her and always take your brother with you.
She probably doesn't like you either