My duc is giving me cancer, colitis, crohn's, hypertension, heart disease, diabe

Started by BoDiddley, November 08, 2013, 09:04:50 AM

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BoDiddley

November 08, 2013, 09:04:50 AM
Jeez, it's like the pharmacist said, "This probably won't help but I can sell you something to help with the side effects.  Check out the seat, might you think it would get a bit warm.

http://www.motorcyclecancer.com/index.asp
http://www.motorcyclecancer.com/Motorcycle-Seats-RiderSaver-ELF-EMF-Radiation-Shielding.asp
http://www.prweb.com/releases/motorcycle/cancer/prweb3981374.htm
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Skybarney

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November 08, 2013, 10:23:32 AM
Further proof that riding is less painful than a vasectomy!  ;D
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Ducatamount

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November 08, 2013, 03:48:57 PM Last Edit: November 08, 2013, 04:09:45 PM by Ducatamount
Is this for real or is someone trying to sell something through scare tactics?
EDIT: http://www.skepticblog.org/2010/10/21/motorcycle-cancer/
half fast

Grampa

#3
November 08, 2013, 05:03:46 PM
fwiw...buying one is covered in the gold pack as part of O-care.

it's a medical device.
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ducpainter

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November 08, 2013, 06:02:04 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on November 08, 2013, 05:03:46 PM
fwiw...buying one is covered in the gold pack as part of O-care.

it's a medical device.
c'mon...

you know better than that.

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Grampa

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November 08, 2013, 06:05:04 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on November 08, 2013, 06:02:04 PM
c'mon...

you know better than that.



thats not part of any pro chunky or anti creamy debate...it's a private sector hsa fact ;)
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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ducpainter

#6
November 08, 2013, 06:19:51 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on November 08, 2013, 06:05:04 PM
thats not part of any pro chunky or anti creamy debate...it's a private sector hsa fact ;)
Don't make me...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

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November 08, 2013, 06:20:25 PM
Im'a sorry :'(
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

red baron

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November 08, 2013, 06:33:33 PM
IB4TL


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Speeddog

#9
November 08, 2013, 06:58:44 PM
I've been riding since I was 12, and on a go-kart 2 years before that.

Reading that, you'd think my wang would have fallen off long ago.
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koko64

#10
November 08, 2013, 07:26:43 PM
 [laugh] (Then checks).

I liked the part that said the vibro massage promoted blood circulation, etc...
"Alllrighty then". Might explain why non riders are so intimidated.  ;D

I wonder what "The Lancet" has to say about all this.

I know of two riders who required an orange size tumor to be removed with a kidney. Not exactly proof, but could be if you wanted it to be..
I'm more concerned about my exposure to benzine in fuels, but that's old hat now.
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BoDiddley

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November 09, 2013, 01:08:03 PM
Probably the same guy that is selling crushed up deer antlers to Ray Lewis.  PT Barnum said one born every minute, but he said that in the 1800's so I wonder with the population growth is it now two born every second.
"But sire what are we to do.  You have taken all our weapons and now the heathen hordes are at the gate.  Are we to lie down and give them our lives.  Without weapons they will make us eat ourselves."
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