Must have

[IZ]

Amazon review of $6 knife

Because of this knife, I will never die.

This knife arrived on my doorstep yesterday. I immediately knew it was something special as I could feel the box pulsating with pure power and adrenaline. I did not even have to open the box. Sensing my presence, the knife cut itself out of the box. Taking the knife into my hand, I could feel it leading me. I followed it deep into the wilderness where I slaughtered my first boar. I dragged the boar back to my house and prepared a feast for the entire neighborhood. The Men willingly gave their wives over to me for the night. With this knife, I truly feel like an immortal. Buy this knife, slaughter a boar, and sleep with the entire neighborhood.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/31/amazon-hunting-knife-review_n_4524607.html

[Grampa]

like you would stay in one place long enough for amazon to ship it to you.

[red baron]

Maybe he's beta testing the drone program. 

[IZ]

like you would stay in one place long enough for amazon to ship it to you.

Amazon Prime never fails.


I was expecting you to say that there are no boars to kill in middle Earth.

[Grampa]

boars or orcs...same thing.

[fastwin]

Dammit! My New Year's resolution for 2014 was to not kill wild boars and not sleep with all the women in the neighborhood. Fudge! Really would like that knife and it's magic powers but can't toss my resolution under the bus on the first day.

Damn you IZ for posting this.

[Grampa]

http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/product-reviews/B004F9QBE6



these are funny too

[IZ]

This Excalibur-esque tanto could only have been forged by Hatori Honzo or Zeus himself.  

[Grampa]

I thought you called it "stinger"?

[IZ]

http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/product-reviews/B004F9QBE6



these are funny too

I thought you were in Bakersfield BP?   The review says Milwaukee, WI. 

[IZ]

I thought you called it "stinger"?

STING you fool!!

[teddy037.3]

boars or orcs...same thing.

don't they ride boars? he could hunt them both at the same time

[swampduc]

don't they ride boars? he could hunt them both at the same time

They ride giant wolves called Wargs 
The caliber of nerd around here is really dropping 

[kopfjäger]

The caliber of nerd around here is really dropping 

I think it started when the 'New Monster' was released. 

[Monsterlover]

Amazon review of $6 knife

Because of this knife, I will never die.

This knife arrived on my doorstep yesterday. I immediately knew it was something special as I could feel the box pulsating with pure power and adrenaline. I did not even have to open the box. Sensing my presence, the knife cut itself out of the box. Taking the knife into my hand, I could feel it leading me. I followed it deep into the wilderness where I slaughtered my first boar. I dragged the boar back to my house and prepared a feast for the entire neighborhood. The Men willingly gave their wives over to me for the night. With this knife, I truly feel like an immortal. Buy this knife, slaughter a boar, and sleep with the entire neighborhood.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/31/amazon-hunting-knife-review_n_4524607.html