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Stupid is as Stupid Does

Started by MendoDave, January 07, 2014, 09:27:18 AM

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Skybarney

looks like they tried it on their brains first........   Remember when all it took was a well placed fart to humiliate your friends?

Looks like we are indeed headed towards Idiocracy.
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They should try it on their balls, take 'em right out of the gene pool
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Quote from: Skybarney on January 07, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Remember when all it took was a well placed fart to humiliate your friends?


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#6
These guys are idiots...

...it's nothing new though. For as long as time guys have been doing stupid shit to one-up each other. Just as stupid, if not moreso, than this.

When I was in college and working at a ski resort I once held onto the back of a ski lift chair until almost the 1st tower before letting go. I won...no one else had the balls to hang on that long. The landing felt terrible though!  [laugh] Stooopid!

There's even a story of our own beloved Troy Bayliss bloodying his bare fist by punching in a gas can in his pits to demonstrate he could do it better than one of his mechanics!  [laugh]

I'm sure a lot of you guys could top that, or this video  ;)

MendoDave

#7
Now that we're older and wiser, we were never that stupid  ;D

We never for instance put lighter fluid on our arms and lit it....

Ddan

Quote from: Mendo Dave on January 07, 2014, 02:24:52 PM
Now that we're older and wiser, we were never that stupid  ;D

We never for instance put lighter fluid on our arms and lit it....
If you do it right that doesn't leave a mark  ;D
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ducpainter

Quote from: Ddan on January 07, 2014, 02:35:23 PM
If you do it right that doesn't leave a mark  ;D
Neither does walking through the hot flaming coals of a bonfire in your skivvies. ;D
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Skybarney

Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
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muskrat

Quote from: Ddan on January 07, 2014, 01:01:36 PM
They should try it on their balls, take 'em right out of the gene pool
+ 11 billion
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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Quote from: ducpainter on January 07, 2014, 02:58:23 PM
Neither does walking through the hot flaming coals of a bonfire in your skivvies. ;D

or bare feet
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herm

Quote from: Mendo Dave on January 07, 2014, 02:24:52 PM
Now that we're older and wiser, we were never that stupid  ;D

We never for instance put lighter fluid on our arms and lit it....

or lysol......
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...