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Started by koko64, April 26, 2014, 07:01:55 PM

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koko64

I think I need a divorce..
My wife saw a pic of a 750 Indiana and said we should get one. "Nicer looking than an Elefant, and it would be nice to go cruising together, kind of like a Harley", she said.
Woman, I don't know who you are anymore! Call the Psych, call a Priest.
I see ol' El Diablo at work here..
[laugh]
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Scoober1103

 [clap] [laugh] That's gold! Wait they came in gold..........

Tell Mrs Koko that it would be far to dangerous riding two-up on one as you would not be concentrating on the road but instead looking at every person and car in the vicinity making sure no one you know is watching... [laugh]
09 M1100 + stuff.
07 GSXR750 stock as a......
15 KTM Freeride 250r for hurting myself!

Quote from: koko64 on April 02, 2014, 02:52:23 AM
Don't buy cheap shit, it can cut your balls off.

koko64

I don't know where she's getting the idea from. Actually, yes I do, the source is diabolical..

I explained to Mrs Koko that it would be very uncomfortable with the bone jarringly crap suspension on the Indiana that would cost big $$$ to fix. You would need Konis or Hagon out back (x2 of course) and a full rebuild of the front from what I've read and heard.

However the long travel suspension of the Elefant would be plush.
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koko64

Scoober, when I see one, I just think "Spaghetti Western".
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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koko64

Hmm... Maybe an Indiana aint so bad. ;D
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Howie


koko64

#7
There's a retirement fund right there. :D
And a cruiser I'd own (if I had the money).
How many of them? One, two maybe?

That bike could have changed the world of motorcycling if the tyre technology of the time didn't conspire against it. [bang]
2015 Scrambler 800

ungeheuer

Quote from: koko64 on April 26, 2014, 07:01:55 PM
I think I need a divorce..
My wife saw a pic of a 750 Indiana and said we should get one. "Nicer looking than an Elefant, and it would be nice to go cruising together, kind of like a Harley", she said.
Woman, I don't know who you are anymore! Call the Psych, call a Priest.
I see ol' El Diablo at work here..
[laugh]
[roll] Get a grip man.  I think you must've hurt your noggin' when you fell.

Any wife who says "we ought to get any motorcycle" is a keeper  [thumbsup]

If she likes the Italian "kinda like a Harley" machines....  maybe a Moto Morini is worth consideration?

Here's just the thing...



...even has tassels  [thumbsup]

;D


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koko64

I think I'm gonna be sick...



If she insists, I'll buy as many bikes as necessary. 8)
2015 Scrambler 800

ungeheuer

Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 02:21:32 AM
I think I'm gonna be sick...
;D

Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 02:21:32 AMIf she insists, I'll buy as many bikes as necessary. 8)
Now you're getting the hang of it  [thumbsup] ;D
Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE



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koko64

Quote from: ungeheuer on April 27, 2014, 02:13:20 AM

[roll] Get a grip man.  I think you must've hurt your noggin' when you fell.

Any wife who says "we ought to get any motorcycle" is a keeper  [thumbsup]

If she likes the Italian "kinda like a Harley" machines....  maybe a Moto Morini is worth consideration?

Here's just the thing...



...even has tassels  [thumbsup]

;D




She's a keeper alright..(I'm punching above my weight). ;D

And that Morini is so wrong.
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ungeheuer

Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 02:33:18 AM
She's a keeper alright..(I'm punching above my weight). ;D
[thumbsup]

Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 02:33:18 AMAnd that Morini is so wrong.
Yes. 

It truly is.
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koko64

Extra crazy after drinking homemade lemoncello.  ;D
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