Shell Malaysian GP---Spoilers

[duccarlos]

What we can hope for is for Valencia to be really cold! Jorghey would then not be able to run off since he would need to properly heat the tires.

[m9hundo]

Precisely.  Plenty of time for it to rise to 80% and set the universe in order again.   

I'd start my rain dance but I'm already in the hot seat with the neighbors for the Malaysian GP, they called the cops on me for indecent exposure

[ducpainter]

Precisely.  Plenty of time for it to rise to 80% and set the universe in order again.   

You want it to start wet and dry out. He can't figure out when to swap bikes, or how to manage the wets on a drying track.

He only knows lap time.

[The Architect]

Since we're making predictions and some involve indecent exposure, I'll make a prediction/wish:

During the press conference which only VR, MM and J-Lo will be present, a high flying cargo plane shipping goods and not-yet-packaged rubber sex toys will fly overhead.  The plane will lose some of  it's cargo.  The only cargo it will lose will be the sex toys.  The rubbery elongate shapes will manage to hurtle to the earth without scattering around.  The lost clustering cargo will come crashing through the roof of the press room and gently fall all over the three riders.  No one will be physically hurt.  The riders will be armpit deep in multicolored penis shaped rubber objects.  Their pit crews will have to help the riders out of the pile of rubber.

The outcome of the misfortune will be that these three riders will be united by this one event.  Not friends but united.  In future races and many years from now they will recall this emotionally devastating event they survived together.  There will be no more Honda - Yamaha riders.  No more Italian - Spanish riders.  They will be survivors. 

[m9hundo]

I predict the same plane flying overhead but carrying Sex Lube spilling it all over the track and the only rider capable riding in those conditions would be VR with an asymmetrical tire

[duccarlos]

I predict the same plane flying overhead but carrying Sex Lube spilling it all over the track and the only rider capable riding in those conditions would be VR with an asymmetrical tire

And Rick Flair

[greycode]

And Rick Flair

Thankfully, no one has mentioned John Cena.

Nature Boy? Perfectly acceptable.

[Needle99]

Was wondering where the sex toy story was going to go......

I was thinking and 1 x object lands right in front of the.
And each perfectly symbolises each of them.....
I will leave to the imagination what would land in front of them as calling that out would probably cross some boundaries....

Ok will go as far as saying one is gender non specific and one each male and female.....

[Triple J]

This is pretty funny 

Valentino Marquez la vendetta

[kopfjäger]

 

[koko64]

 

[Mhanis]

That was entertaining as shit!

Mark

[rufus1138]

Best video all day, I needed that

[MadDuck]

Loved it!! Especially the Colin Edwards laughs!

[greycode]

 

That's brilliant.