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Started by MendoDave, March 13, 2016, 07:32:29 AM

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Oldfisti

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March 13, 2016, 08:20:36 AM
"In Germany, a fearful Frederick the Great demanded that Germans switch from coffee to beer. He sent soldiers sniffing through the streets, searching for the slightest whiff of the illegal bean."


You know those Germans.  If you don't join the party, they'll come get you.

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Bick

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March 13, 2016, 04:32:30 PM
 [coffee]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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triangleforge

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March 14, 2016, 03:15:20 PM
One of my favorite old ads; in the colonial era, in order to sell coffee, you had to tell customers just what the hell it was & how to prepare it:

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Monsterlover

#4
March 14, 2016, 03:23:42 PM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

MendoDave

#5
March 14, 2016, 03:30:30 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 14, 2016, 03:23:42 PM
That sultan was onto something.

I like that guy.

You thinking of going around in disguise at your Shop and hacking off heads when people are goofing off?

Monsterlover

#6
March 14, 2016, 03:32:14 PM
I'd have to cut my own head of as well.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

MendoDave

#7
March 14, 2016, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 14, 2016, 03:32:14 PM
I'd have to cut my own head of as well.

That's perfect. You could disguise yourself as the headless horseman.

Monsterlover

#8
March 14, 2016, 03:35:02 PM
No one would ever know
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Rameses

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March 21, 2016, 09:41:50 AM
Quote from: triangleforge on March 14, 2016, 03:15:20 PM
One of my favorite old ads; in the colonial era, in order to sell coffee, you had to tell customers just what the hell it was & how to prepare it:




Let me get this straight...

It cures gout and scurvy, prevents miscarriages, and is not a laxative??


I think maybe their research was a little less than thorough.

GK

#10
March 24, 2016, 02:57:20 PM
Quote from: Rameses on March 21, 2016, 09:41:50 AM


Let me get this straight...

It cures gout and scurvy, prevents miscarriages, and is not a laxative??


I think maybe their research was a little less than thorough.

Research?

Since when have ads told the truth? Lol!
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