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Grandma Potty Mouth

Started by Monsterlover, July 28, 2017, 02:13:54 PM

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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

kopfjäger

Been following her, she's hilarious.  :D
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Monsterlover

That was the first I'd seen her.

I kept it together until she started adding pineapple
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

koko64

2015 Scrambler 800

kopfjäger

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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

kopfjäger

Quote from: Monsterlover on July 28, 2017, 08:47:27 PM
[laugh]

Best line in that one.............."But Satan suck a dick, that's so tough on a grannies baking skills."
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kopfjäger

#7
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