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45th HS Reunion

Started by kopfjäger, September 13, 2017, 11:36:55 AM

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ducpainter

D...I want to meet the vodka lady. ;D

Glad you had a good time. [thumbsup]

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LMT

I think the next Dimby needs a beer cart!

kopfjäger

Beer cart anecdote. So, when I got the vodka request, the next time I passed the clubhouse I went into the bar and poured out a small water bottle. I paid the bartender to put 8 shots in the empty bottle, threw it in the cooler. I had two, one with water/sodas, the other with beer.

I was making my laps, stopping and talking to people, handing out beverages. I knew who the vodka crew was and when I got back to them I went to grab the bottle......make the beast with two backs!!!! It’s gone, son of a pregnant dog someone grabbed it thinking it was water....make the beast with two backs!!!

The beer cart drives against the direction of play so you don’t get hit in the back of the head with a golf ball. So now I’m in panic mode, gotta find it before someone goes to guzzle some water and Bang! I cross over a fairway and start chasing down groups....Hey did I accidentally give you guys a bottle of vodka!? Ok....later, stomp the accelerator, which you know doesn’t make the cart go faster even though you have your foot mashed through the floorboard.

6 holes later I found it. The guy noticed the bottle was open and it was 3/4 full with no label, so he didn’t drink any. THANKS! My bad, made a u turn and headed back to my vodka drinkers.


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