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Started by Monsterlover, July 31, 2008, 06:28:52 AM

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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

lauramonster

 [laugh]

that's one smiling cat!!!


probably only took 11ty billion pics to get that shot!!
Frickin' snow!

triangleforge

By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
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OT_Ducati

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Monsterlover

damn, both of those are good ones!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

triangleforge

Quote from: OT_Ducati on March 19, 2009, 07:11:23 PM
potty training our cat


How'd that work out, or does the hatred and dismay in his/her eyes say it all?

I'm actually mostly serious, because we've talked about trying to train ours to do that as well -- no matter how deep a litter box we try, they manage to fling the stuff all over the place, especially the prissy, adorable little white one.
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Monsterlover

My cats are fascinated with the toilet.

The trouble though is they're heads are down in there all the time, and their asses never are [laugh]

FLUSH. . .

Cats: "Woah!  WTF is going on with our water bowl?!?!"
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Buckethead

My mom had a cat that figured out what the toilet was for. Paws weren't strong enough to flush, but Jamal (the all-black female cat) would hang her butt off the seat and pee in the toilet.

None of the male cats were smart enough to figure this out, but hey, they were guys, they had corners to pee in.
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OT_Ducati

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Quote from: triangleforge on March 19, 2009, 08:11:47 PM
How'd that work out, or does the hatred and dismay in his/her eyes say it all?

I'm actually mostly serious, because we've talked about trying to train ours to do that as well -- no matter how deep a litter box we try, they manage to fling the stuff all over the place, especially the prissy, adorable little white one.
He's just alittle upset about the flash from the camera.
all trained now, he just doesnt flush.
I started with the litter box beside the toilet, raised it weekly 2" at a time, till was same hight as toilet.
then took an old white hard hat screwed paint stick across the back lip so it wouldn't fall in the bowl.
the bill on the front works for that. set it on the rim closed the seat put in a little used litter.
he started using imediatly, week later stopped using litter, put water in the hat.
he got used to pooin' and peein' in water for a couple weeks. now the hats gone.
no mess, no smell, no litter all over the house. 
99 M750, 94 900sscr, 75 xs650 street tracker

Evil_Ductator

Quote from: OT_Ducati on March 20, 2009, 06:55:02 AM
He's just alittle upset about the flash from the camera.
all trained now, he just doesnt flush.
I started with the litter box beside the toilet, raised it weekly 2" at a time, till was same hight as toilet.
then took an old white hard hat screwed paint stick across the back lip so it wouldn't fall in the bowl.
the bill on the front works for that. set it on the rim closed the seat put in a little used litter.
he started using imediatly, week later stopped using litter, put water in the hat.
he got used to pooin' and peein' in water for a couple weeks. now the hats gone.
no mess, no smell, no litter all over the house. 

That's awesome dude.  That's the only way I'd get a cat is if I were able to train it to do that.  I always tell my gf it's possible but she didn't believe me until I showed her this post.  My friends houses always smell like shit from cat litter.