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aaronb

#540
January 12, 2010, 01:31:57 PM
Quote from: triangleforge on January 12, 2010, 05:31:49 AM
I laughed hardest at the bit where the fly is finally dead -- I've never known a cat who didn't seem really let down & disappointed when the prey finally stopped playing and just died.
the first bug i ever saw my cat catch was a very large millipede, he was carrying it around and it looked like he had a handlebar mustache.  lol
Milwaukee, WI
'07 s2r1k, '81 honda cb400t

Monsterlover

#541
January 12, 2010, 03:10:26 PM
LOLOLOL!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

aaronb

#542
January 13, 2010, 06:13:23 PM



Milwaukee, WI
'07 s2r1k, '81 honda cb400t

Monsterlover

#543
January 14, 2010, 02:16:44 PM
[laugh]

This thread has big lolz

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Buckethead

#544
January 14, 2010, 02:25:14 PM
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

#545
January 14, 2010, 02:35:05 PM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

kopfjäger

#546
January 14, 2010, 11:26:03 PM
Quote from: IV on January 14, 2010, 11:19:18 PM
Here is a blank canvas. I don't feel so witty this morning...




"Where the make the beast with two backs did I park."
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Oldfisti

#547
January 15, 2010, 04:27:09 AM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

aaronb

#548
January 15, 2010, 03:19:21 PM
Quote from: IV on January 14, 2010, 11:19:18 PM
Here is a blank canvas. I don't feel so witty this morning...




so that's why they call it a yard sale....  now how'm I gonna get my skis out of that tree?
Milwaukee, WI
'07 s2r1k, '81 honda cb400t

triangleforge

#549
January 15, 2010, 03:23:30 PM
Quote from: IV on January 14, 2010, 11:19:18 PM
Here is a blank canvas. I don't feel so witty this morning...




I'm gonna kill dat idiot what sez we always land on our feets.
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon

brimo

#550
January 15, 2010, 08:38:01 PM
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

superjohn

#551
January 16, 2010, 05:19:51 AM
Quote from: brimo on January 15, 2010, 08:38:01 PM
or shave that cat

There are just too many jokes about eating shaved cat  [laugh]

erkishhorde

#552
January 16, 2010, 06:37:30 AM Last Edit: January 17, 2010, 11:31:31 AM by erkishhorde
Was looking at the "when I was your age, Pluto was a planet" group on facebook.

ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

zzilla

#553
January 17, 2010, 09:29:47 PM
Did I ever tell you the story about the Zen master and the little boy?
       -Gust Avrakotos

kopfjäger

#554
January 17, 2010, 11:37:16 PM
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