So after about 4 weeks of turning in 5 applications a day I have what seems to be a real oppertunity for a job! I went into Gators (like a sports bar type deal) and The guy sat me down for an interview after coming in about 5 times trying to set one up, he told me to come in on friday night to see how the kitchen worked and if I would be willing to work there after seeing all that. So i'm really excited to get my first job so I can spend some money on my Duc. ;D
Congratulations [beer]
Conrats Zach.
[thumbsup]
hmmmm Sports Bar....do they have a hoop?
Congrats ;D
Hmmf..I thought the announcement was that you were going to be the mascott for local college basketball team and using your vertical leap skillz at halftime dunk shows. What a let down. [thumbsdown]
Congrats..but you don't have to wait to do the FREE mods to the Duc, i.e.: tail chop, reflectors, paint belt covers ($3 rattlecan), frame stickers, etc. [thumbsup]
Congrats Zach! Sounds as though your persistence paid off [thumbsup]
It was a slam-dunk!!
Sounds like you had to jump through some hoops... ;)
Glad they're giving you a shot at trying out for the team.
;D
[bacon]
[thumbsup]
Now you get to learn about paying taxes! Joy!
Quote from: ducatiz on May 25, 2011, 08:17:27 AM
Now you get to learn about paying taxes! Joy!
lol wait why is my check so small?!?!? J)(*@#%)(@#*$
you guys are so punny!
Quote from: IZ on May 25, 2011, 07:42:38 AM
Hmmf..I thought the announcement was that you were going to be the mascott for local college basketball team and using your vertical leap skillz at halftime dunk shows. What a let down. [thumbsdown]
Congrats..but you don't have to wait to do the FREE mods to the Duc, i.e.: tail chop, reflectors, paint belt covers ($3 rattlecan), frame stickers, etc. [thumbsup]
I think tail chop is gonna be my first "major" mod.
Quote from: ZachDDill on May 25, 2011, 10:30:28 AM
you guys are so punny!
It took balls to court an employer that hard. So I'll give you three pointers: 1) Take time out to give and go out of your way for those make you the center of attention 2) Power forward but be defensive and guard against those who would foul your plans 3) If you get a shot to select your own tasks don't fret over it, just pick and roll with consequences.
sac
/No offense meant, but will you have to wear two hair nets?
//also, don't make the beast with two backs the crazy waitresses. Not joking about that one. Seriously, not even a rim job.
Quote from: SacDuc on May 25, 2011, 02:56:18 PM
It took balls to court an employer that hard. So I'll give you three pointers: 1) Take time out to give and go out of your way for those make you the center of attention 2) Power forward but be defensive and guard against those who would foul your plans 3) If you get a shot to select your own tasks don't fret over it, just pick and roll with consequences.
sac
/No offense meant, but will you have to wear two hair nets?
//also, don't make the beast with two backs the crazy waitresses. Not joking about that one. Seriously, not even a rim job.
[laugh]
but in all seriousness...stay away from the crazy waitresses :o
Yeah. +1 on the crazy waitresses. Best ride you'll ever have until you have to pay the toll..
Quote from: Le Pirate on May 25, 2011, 03:09:41 PM
[laugh]
but in all seriousness...stay away from the crazy waitresses :o
In college we espoused a lot of crappy misogynistic philosophies. But one has always rung true for me (and most people I think, Guys and Gals): Don't make the beast with two backs Crazy. Don't make the beast with two backs that crazy sorority chick. Don't make the beast with two backs the crazy booze hag at your favorite bar. Just don't. Its like shitting where you eat. You'll have to see these people again and that has the potential to suck. A lot. For a long time.
But I just remembered something about our young knight: he is joining the military. He won't have to put up with the crazy. He could be in the middle of a god damn fire fight 18 months from now. No chance of running into that chick who was banging half of the kitchen and all of the management in a make the beast with two backsing desert in the Middle East.
make the beast with two backs all the crazy you want, son. Godspeed.
sac
/or, you know, search for true love or whatever
Quote from: ducatiz on May 25, 2011, 03:35:02 PM
Yeah. +1 on the crazy waitresses. Best ride you'll ever have until you have to pay the toll..
I married one.
perspective...
Quote from: SacDuc on May 25, 2011, 03:45:09 PM
In college we espoused a lot of crappy misogynistic philosophies. But one has always rung true for me (and most people I think, Guys and Gals): Don't make the beast with two backs Crazy. Don't make the beast with two backs that crazy sorority chick. Don't make the beast with two backs the crazy booze hag at your favorite bar. Just don't. Its like shitting where you eat. You'll have to see these people again and that has the potential to suck. A lot. For a long time.
But I just remembered something about our young knight: he is joining the military. He won't have to put up with the crazy. He could be in the middle of a god damn fire fight 18 months from now. No chance of running into that chick who was banging half of the kitchen and all of the management in a make the beast with two backsing desert in the Middle East.
make the beast with two backs all the crazy you want, son. Godspeed.
sac
/or, you know, search for true love or whatever
well then....go for it, kid!
But remember....crazy girls lie. I don't want to get to specific...it'll ruin the fun [laugh]
Well...you get one for free: "Don't worry about it, I'm on birth control..." is always a lie! I saw through the siren song, but I have a couple of friends who didn't. You don't wanna make babies with crazy....cause then your stuck with crazy for the rest of your life (in one way or the other) [laugh]
Quote from: Le Pirate on May 26, 2011, 07:48:45 AM
well then....go for it, kid!
But remember....crazy girls lie. I don't want to get to specific...it'll ruin the fun [laugh]
Well...you get one for free: "Don't worry about it, I'm on birth control..." is always a lie! I saw through the siren song, but I have a couple of friends who didn't. You don't wanna make babies with crazy....cause then your stuck with crazy for the rest of your life (in one way or the other) [laugh]
Crazy is usually more than up for anal so you can skip the Birth Control issue [thumbsup]
Oh man you guys are FUNNY!
Congrats on the job, we have a gators here in Va Beach too, I wonder if its the same company.
Like you, I was (still looking) job hunting. I finally got a call yesterday to work with special needs children for the city. The pay sucks but I'll take what I can get right now. It's weird that while in college, I could find a job without a problem, but now that i've graduated...it sucks!
Either way, it's time to [beer]
Quote from: RAT900 on May 26, 2011, 07:51:39 AM
Crazy is usually more than up for anal so you can skip the Birth Control issue [thumbsup]
most common form of birth control in the middle east and france
Hah I didn't make the beast with two backs crazy but I make the beast with two backsed around with crazy and I happened to transfer to "crazy"s school and I have found out she talks shit about me all the time and lied about a bunch of shit, oh well. At least I didn't make the beast with two backs her!
Quote from: ZachDDill on May 26, 2011, 08:18:13 AM
Hah I didn't make the beast with two backs crazy but I make the beast with two backsed around with crazy and I happened to transfer to "crazy"s school and I have found out she talks shit about me all the time and lied about a bunch of shit, oh well. At least I didn't make the beast with two backs her!
what do you mean at least you didn't ?
once you make the beast with two backs around well, that's enough. time for the dirty sanchez.
Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 08:22:03 AM
what do you mean at least you didn't ?
once you make the beast with two backs around well, that's enough. time for the dirty sanchez.
Well if I make the beast with two backsed her I would of had to deal with her telling every girl in school that I was a man whore. (i'm a huge flirt) Plus shes crazy she may of tried to get preggers, idk.
Quote from: ZachDDill on May 26, 2011, 08:25:16 AM
Well if I make the beast with two backsed her I would of had to deal with her telling every girl in school that I was a man whore. (i'm a huge flirt) Plus shes crazy she may of tried to get preggers, idk.
"man whore?"
(confused... ??? )
but you have a ducati.. and you're a teenager... jeebus... the possibilities.. lol
Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 08:33:24 AM
"man whore?"
(confused... ??? )
but you have a ducati.. and you're a teenager... jeebus... the possibilities.. lol
Haha idk, But I already know She talked shit to a girl that I was interested in. Too bad she had a boyfriend anyways haha.
Dude, you're in high school. No one gives a shit what happened in high school 20 years later.
the nice guy valedictorian in my class went to prison for tax evasion
the pothead computer nerd with D grades went to MIT and now runs a company in california
the popular football player with the camaro is delivering pizzas, never left town, and has been divorced 2ce
everyone expected me to go into film and acting. i became an engineer and then an attorney.
meanwhile, i nailed everyone and had fun. it's high school.
maybe you shouldn't listen to me, i have heard it's like a nazi work camp these days...
Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 08:22:03 AM
what do you mean at least you didn't ?
once you make the beast with two backs around well, that's enough. time for the dirty sanchez.
You are going to make one hell of a grandparent some day
something like the one I had :o
Quote from: RAT900 on May 26, 2011, 09:14:45 AM
You are going to make one hell of a grandparent some day
something like the one I had :o
lol.. GET OFF MY LAWN
Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 08:54:17 AM
Dude, you're in high school. No one gives a shit what happened in high school 20 years later.
the nice guy valedictorian in my class went to prison for tax evasion
the pothead computer nerd with D grades went to MIT and now runs a company in california
the popular football player with the camaro is delivering pizzas, never left town, and has been divorced 2ce
everyone expected me to go into film and acting. i became an engineer and then an attorney.
meanwhile, i nailed everyone and had fun. it's high school.
maybe you shouldn't listen to me, i have heard it's like a nazi work camp these days...
Highschool sucks, Girls are pregnant doges, Guys are dicks... Gotta deal with it all! Just trying to get threw it.
Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 09:19:08 AM
lol.. GET OFF MY LAWN
as soon as I pinch this one off
what kind of law do you practice? (I may come back more often to your yard)
Quote from: RAT900 on May 26, 2011, 09:24:19 AM
as soon as I pinch this one off
what kind of law do you practice? (I may come back more often to your yard)
i fight the IRS for people getting reamed by them.
and i've been known to use the bb gun on crouching targets...
Quote from: ZachDDill on May 26, 2011, 09:24:09 AM
Highschool sucks, Girls are pregnant doges, Guys are dicks... Gotta deal with it all! Just trying to get threw it.
I hated HS it sucked...graduated 3rd from the bottom of my class
Gym Teacher/Wrestling Coach hated me....asked him what it was that made someone like to watch Teen Guys Groping each other
but a year or 2 AFTER HS I got to ding many many of the favorite untouchable girls from my graduating class
they scrubbed out of college and needed to connect...I did my best to provide them with long-lasting if not unsettling memories
Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 09:26:49 AM
i fight the IRS for people getting reamed by them.
and i've been known to use the bb gun on crouching targets...
your lawn is safe
Quote from: ZachDDill on May 26, 2011, 08:18:13 AM
Hah I didn't make the beast with two backs crazy but I make the beast with two backsed around with crazy and I happened to transfer to "crazy"s school and I have found out she talks shit about me all the time and lied about a bunch of shit, oh well. At least I didn't make the beast with two backs her!
Dude! You're dealing with all the crazy and you didn't even get the sex! You shoulda hit it [laugh]
atleast there would of been some fun before all the drama...
Quote from: RAT900 on May 26, 2011, 09:33:55 AM
they scrubbed out of college and needed to connect...I did my best to provide them with long-lasting if not unsettling memories
[laugh] [laugh]
<reads thread....>
<sees many a parallel with Pilar>
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 28, 2011, 08:16:56 AM
<reads thread....>
<sees many a parallel with Pilar>
We'll talk when there's Drug addicted, african, pregnant, midget, hooker nuns involved. But I do admit, the boy shows promise.
Give him time....
Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 09:19:08 AM
lol.. GET OFF MY LAWN
Crazy old man, that aint your lawn, it's the park! ;D
I now officially have the job, I start Friday. [beer]
remember.. no crazy waitresses!
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e222/qwertybooger/waitress.jpg)
Quote from: ducatiz on May 31, 2011, 05:44:37 PM
remember.. no crazy waitresses!
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e222/qwertybooger/waitress.jpg)
friggen lawyers take the fun out of everything. ;D
Unless your lawyer has a howitzer leveled at your opponent's lawyer's peashooter
remember lawyers are tools....
ummm well...they are tools that can also be tools or what I'm trying to say is.....
well never mind
Quote from: ducpainter on May 31, 2011, 05:45:45 PM
friggen lawyers take the fun out of everything. ;D
he's 17 years old. it would be nice for him to keep his dick rot-free until he's at least old enough to vote.
Quote from: RAT900 on May 31, 2011, 11:22:49 PM
Unless your lawyer has a howitzer leveled at your opponent's lawyer's peashooter
remember lawyers are tools....
ummm well...they are tools that can also be tools or what I'm trying to say is.....
well never mind
there are good and bad everything. did i ever tell you the one about the crazy old coot painter? yeah, well never mind..