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Started by ZachDDill, May 25, 2011, 05:19:54 AM

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ZachDDill

Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 08:54:17 AM
Dude, you're in high school.  No one gives a shit what happened in high school 20 years later. 

the nice guy valedictorian in my class went to prison for tax evasion

the pothead computer nerd with D grades went to MIT and now runs a company in california

the popular football player with the camaro is delivering pizzas, never left town, and has been divorced 2ce

everyone expected me to go into film and acting.  i became an engineer and then an attorney.

meanwhile, i nailed everyone and had fun.  it's high school.

maybe you shouldn't listen to me, i have heard it's like a nazi work camp these days...

Highschool sucks, Girls are pregnant doges, Guys are dicks... Gotta deal with it all! Just trying to get threw it.

RAT900

Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 09:19:08 AM
lol.. GET OFF MY LAWN


as soon as I pinch this one off


what kind of law do you practice?  (I may come back more often to your yard)
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducatiz

Quote from: RAT900 on May 26, 2011, 09:24:19 AM

as soon as I pinch this one off


what kind of law do you practice?  (I may come back more often to your yard)

i fight the IRS for people getting reamed by them.

and i've been known to use the bb gun on crouching targets...
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

RAT900

Quote from: ZachDDill on May 26, 2011, 09:24:09 AM
Highschool sucks, Girls are pregnant doges, Guys are dicks... Gotta deal with it all! Just trying to get threw it.

I hated HS it sucked...graduated 3rd from the bottom of my class

Gym Teacher/Wrestling Coach hated me....asked him what it was that made someone like to watch Teen Guys Groping each other

but a year or 2 AFTER HS I got to ding many many of the favorite untouchable girls from my graduating class

they scrubbed out of college and needed to connect...I did my best to provide them with long-lasting if not unsettling memories
This is an insult to the Pez community

RAT900

Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 09:26:49 AM
i fight the IRS for people getting reamed by them.

and i've been known to use the bb gun on crouching targets...

your lawn is safe
This is an insult to the Pez community

Le Pirate

Quote from: ZachDDill on May 26, 2011, 08:18:13 AM
Hah I didn't make the beast with two backs crazy but I make the beast with two backsed around with crazy and I happened to transfer to "crazy"s school and I have found out she talks shit about me all the time and lied about a bunch of shit, oh well. At least I didn't make the beast with two backs her!


Dude! You're dealing with all the crazy and you didn't even get the sex! You shoulda hit it  [laugh]


atleast there would of been some fun before all the drama...
....................

Triple J

Quote from: RAT900 on May 26, 2011, 09:33:55 AM
they scrubbed out of college and needed to connect...I did my best to provide them with long-lasting if not unsettling memories

[laugh] [laugh]

Monsterlover

<reads thread....>

<sees many a parallel with Pilar>
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

El Matador

Quote from: Monsterlover on May 28, 2011, 08:16:56 AM
<reads thread....>

<sees many a parallel with Pilar>

We'll talk when there's Drug addicted, african, pregnant, midget, hooker nuns involved. But I do admit, the boy shows promise.

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

krolik

Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 09:19:08 AM
lol.. GET OFF MY LAWN

Crazy old man, that aint your lawn, it's the park! ;D
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

ZachDDill

I now officially have the job, I start Friday. [beer]

ducatiz

remember.. no crazy waitresses!

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

Quote from: ducatiz on May 31, 2011, 05:44:37 PM
remember.. no crazy waitresses!


friggen lawyers take the fun out of everything. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



RAT900

Unless your lawyer has a howitzer leveled at your opponent's lawyer's peashooter

remember lawyers are tools....

ummm well...they are tools that can also be tools or what I'm trying to say is.....

well never mind
This is an insult to the Pez community