Quote from: SacDuc on March 12, 2012, 04:11:10 PM
Perfect thread to let everyone know that time now allows for me to post here now and then. I know, you must just be thrilled.

sac

actually I found myself oddly aroused by the news....but then I realized my prostate must be acting up

been wondering where you went off to,,,figured facebook or something 

One of my students pee'd on me at work today... 

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on March 13, 2012, 10:33:35 AM
One of my students pee'd on me at work today... 

did you pay her to do this?   

Quote from: RAT900 on March 13, 2012, 11:05:12 AM

did you pay her to do this?   

..i would say #1 is always better than #2

Speaking of #2....

I get to put a topical antibiotic on Brian's poop shoot 3x/day for a week. 

   The things I do for dogs....

LOL!! poor polly!

i so totally understand

Quote from: Stella StayPuft on March 13, 2012, 11:45:23 AM
Speaking of #2....

I get to put a topical antibiotic on Brian's poop shoot 3x/day for a week. 

   The things I do for dogs....

My shepherds were always getting blocked "skunk glands"  I would take them to the vet to have them expressed

the resultant stench could knock a turkey buzzard off a shit wagon

the vet once offered to show me how to do it...

I gave him a thin smile and told him I would strongly prefer to keep him in business

Quote from: elyse on March 13, 2012, 11:31:34 AM


..i would say #1 is always better than #2

probably easier too, but then again as they say.. timing is everything   

Management decided come april 1st everyones shift is changing..  sonority gets what they pick.. im lucky to be on the 2nd page.. so I go from 830-7 m, t, f, s to 930-8 m-thurs..  fine with me..

But, the majority of techs will ne on 930-8 shift with diff says..  yea 300 people scurrying around to pick up equipment and trucks will surely be fun.  Idiots..

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Albert Einstein

Quote from: RAT900 on March 13, 2012, 11:05:12 AM

did you pay her to do this?   

2 year-old boy... 

He was standing in front of the potty... 

I was kneeling on the floor changing another child's diaper. 

All of a sudden I felt my leg getting warm...

I was like, "Whoa..!!!"   

It was only his second time using the potty like a "Big Boy"...  He had gotten some in the bowl, and was so excited, he turned around to tell me before he was actually done going. 

He was like "Wook, wook, Mr. Wyan!!!"...   

He didn't even notice my leg, and I didn't tell him. 

41 minutes on the phone with my mortgage/bank to get eBills activated and no resolution.



Need 

would probably make me feel better too.  it always does. 

I hate cancer.  

Been trying to deal with my friend who is dying before our eyes.  His family, who is now clued in, is doing what they can which is very little w/o being on his HIPAA list (which we're trying to change).

Taking care of him is sucking a lot out of my pea sized brain.  And he may be moved out of state next week to "recover" with family.  Might be the last time I see him.




And while I type all that w/a tear in my eye, the pup tries to jump on the couch. And misses.  Comic relief.  (Very brief relief but funny none-the-less.)   

Quote from: Stella StayPuft on March 13, 2012, 07:03:29 PM
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And while I type all that w/a tear in my eye, the pup tries to jump on the couch. And misses.  Comic relief.  (Very brief relief but funny none-the-less.)   

Accept the simple pleasures...

Quote from: ducpainter on March 13, 2012, 07:22:33 PM
Accept the simple pleasures...

I try.  Need to remember that periodically though.   Thanks.