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Mr Cheeks' revenge on the yellow pages

Started by Monsterlover, April 21, 2012, 05:08:29 PM

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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

swampduc

Quote from: ducatiz on April 23, 2012, 03:36:05 PM
as long as you don't put bodily fluids or poo in the envelope you are OK.

you can also tape the envelope to a brick.  they will pay full first class rates to ship themselves a brick.

axe me how i know.

Now I have to know: who recieved the brick? And what made them the lucky recipient?  [laugh]
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DucatiBastard

Bah-hahaha!

Freaking hilarious!

I love the "MEOW!"

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Somehow I think the readers of this thread may appreciate this:

A Brazilian girl I worked with recently lost her wallet in Manly (Australia).
She never expected to get it back.

Amazingly it turned up in a Post bag as her address was on her drivers license.
The wallet was intact with all her cards.........but the cash was gone.

The Perps must of had a sense of humour , seeing on her license she was a Brazilian national.
They shaved all their pubic hair off and filled up the wallet where the money used to be.    [clap] [laugh]   

ducatiz

Quote from: swampduc on April 23, 2012, 03:58:54 PM
Now I have to know: who recieved the brick? And what made them the lucky recipient?  [laugh]

hmm

well it's been about 20 years so i am in the clear

i kept getting "sign up now" offers from long distance companies.  remember when MCI was a code-dial? 

i got to the point of just getting a brick from the backyard, taping the envelope to it and putting it out for pickup.

they picked it up every time.

i figure i personally caused MCI to be bought by WorldCOM
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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Goat_Herder

Quote from: ducatiz on April 23, 2012, 03:36:05 PM
you can also tape the envelope to a brick.  they will pay full first class rates to ship themselves a brick.

Awesome idea!  I am definitely doing that the next time I get annoyed by junk mail.

Quote from: Monsterlover on April 25, 2012, 06:25:41 PM
The Meow! envelope has been deployed

:D
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