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Started by roy-nexus-6, September 04, 2008, 06:17:50 AM

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fastwin

#120
May 31, 2012, 09:30:36 AM
Taking one for the home team? [popcorn] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

cokey

#122
May 31, 2012, 03:12:44 PM
Smh-  couldn't they have tased him from a distance?
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About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

lethe

#123
May 31, 2012, 03:16:25 PM
Quote from: cokey on May 31, 2012, 03:12:44 PM
Smh-  couldn't they have tased him from a distance?
a man whose super power is the ability to throw intestines as his enemies does not fear tasers
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cokey

#124
May 31, 2012, 03:58:38 PM
Lol true.. but worth a shot..  probably so shocked they couldn't think straight
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

VisceralReaction

#125
May 31, 2012, 04:39:01 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on May 31, 2012, 05:58:26 AM
Zombies don't surf.

Read "World War Z" zombies only need something to climb up, including anchor chains.

I'm partial to the Benchmade Tomahawk and my Kukri. It has nice weight behind a swing.
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

bevel

#126
June 01, 2012, 06:51:44 AM
Bangor, ME has been having a huge problem with bath salts for the last year.

Issues that could be handled by a single cruiser now requires the entire department to respond, simply because of how "superhuman" a user becomes.

And the reports are not joking - it does take multiple well-placed rounds to take down someone on bath salts. They feel no pain whatsoever.
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Eventually I'll have a Ducati

KnightofNi

#127
June 01, 2012, 07:12:54 AM
Quote from: VisceralReaction on May 31, 2012, 04:39:01 PM
Read "World War Z" zombies only need something to climb up, including anchor chains.

I'm partial to the Benchmade Tomahawk and my Kukri. It has nice weight behind a swing.

i read the survival guide, that's why i have a plan to take out the stairs of the house should an outbreak occur.
I'm reading WWZ now.

i really want a kukri. my friends think i'm crazy for liking and wanting swords and knives.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Raux

#128
June 01, 2012, 08:32:36 AM
Quote from: bevel on June 01, 2012, 06:51:44 AM
Bangor, ME has been having a huge problem with bath salts for the last year.

Issues that could be handled by a single cruiser now requires the entire department to respond, simply because of how "superhuman" a user becomes.

And the reports are not joking - it does take multiple well-placed rounds to take down someone on bath salts. They feel no pain whatsoever.

I'm assuming a shot to the head

VisceralReaction

#129
June 01, 2012, 10:04:13 AM
^ isn't that obvious though? Zombies? shot to the head?  ;D
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

lethe

#132
June 01, 2012, 10:53:32 AM
Whenever the gov't takes the time to officially deny something, you know it's real.
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bevel

#133
June 01, 2012, 11:32:56 AM Last Edit: June 01, 2012, 12:07:45 PM by bevel
Quote from: lethe on June 01, 2012, 10:53:32 AM
Whenever the gov't takes the time to officially deny something, you know it's real.

But the CDC already wanted us to be prepared for Zombies: http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm
2003 SV650
Eventually I'll have a Ducati

KnightofNi

#134
June 01, 2012, 11:39:24 AM
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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