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My wifes husband is a dumbass.

Started by Grampa, June 29, 2012, 05:22:16 PM

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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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cokey

Where is the list of traditional anniversary gifts you speak of?  Our 2nd is coming up in aug..
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Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

Speedbag

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I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
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RAT900

Happy Anniversary!!....5 years, 7 years....what's the difference if ya'll are happy together



or as I said once when the filters weren't operating right:

wife: Do you realize we have made it 15 years?

the idiot: really? I thought it was much longer      ;D
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herm

Quote from: ducpainter on June 30, 2012, 03:27:01 AM
I'd take credit for remembering and move on. ;)

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Stella

Quote from: RAT900 on June 30, 2012, 11:05:19 PM
Happy Anniversary!!....5 years, 7 years....what's the difference if ya'll are happy together

^   this.

Quote from: lilysmama on July 01, 2012, 08:50:10 PM
Yes, I am.

Happy anniversary you two!    [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

yamifixer

that is exactly why I got married in a year that end in a zero. 2012 minus 1990= 22 years. so easy even I can do it.

Wait I've been married 22 years? how did that happen, guess I need to get a 22nd year gift. what ever that is.

(congrats on 5 or 6)
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Scooter Montgomery

Just say "Lets not get divorced this year, I bought you a sweet gift for next year already and it would be a shame to waste it."  ;D
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VisceralReaction

Hahaha Congrats to you both. It really warms my heart to see you both happy together.  [clap]  [beer]
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