Posting shitty, IZ_ cell phone pics on the internet. 

OK here's one.

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=58896.msg1108696#msg1108696

The usual UPS route.

people so ignorant that when they ask you a question and you answer it simply and directly, that they question the answer as much as the problem and want to debate it with you.

Quote from: zooom on October 04, 2012, 12:20:15 PM
people so ignorant that when they ask you a question and you answer it simply and directly, that they question the answer as much as the problem and want to debate it with you.

along with...

people that ask professional advice from everyone and then do it completely differently and screw it up.

Quote from: ducpainter on October 04, 2012, 12:51:45 PM
along with...

people that ask professional advice from everyone and then do it completely differently and screw it up.

and wonder why it went wrong

Quote from: ducpainter on October 04, 2012, 12:51:45 PM
along with...

people that ask professional advice from everyone and then do it completely differently and screw it up.

And then bring it back and want the 'bro' deal on fixing it, on top of your time that they burned up for free at the start.

People that want the 'bro' deal

Foodservice 'workers' with dodgy memory, no change-making skills, and relentless upsell.

FSW: "Welcome to Billy's Botulism Bistro, would you like to try our Pigspittle Pita Platter?"

Me: "No, but I would like a Chicken Spackle Sandwich."

FSW: "Would you like the Combo with Furry Fries and a Drink?"

Me: "No, just the sandwich."

FSW: "Is that for here, or to go?"

Me: "To go."

FSW: "Would you like A slice of our Lamb Liver Pie for dessert?"

Me: "No, just the sandwich."

FSW: "Is that for here, or to go?"

Me: "It's still to go."

FSW: "Would you like a slice of our Lamb Liver Pie for dessert?"

Me: "No, I still just want the sandwich."

FSW: "OK, that'll be $10.18."

Me: < Hands them a twenty and a one >

FSW:  
       < Eyes me suspiciously, and tries to hand the one back to me >

Me: < *not* extending my hand to accept the one >
     "I don't want a bunch of ones."

FSW:  
       < Pecks the $21 into the register >
       
       < Pulls out a ten and 82 cents in change >
       < Looks at the change for 5 seconds >
       < Eyes me suspiciously, and hands over the change.... >
       < .... carefully placing the 10 in my hand before pouring the change on top.... >
       < .... such that it's nearly impossible to prevent it from spilling out of my hand onto the counter >

Quote from: Speeddog on October 04, 2012, 01:43:38 PM
Foodservice 'workers' with dodgy memory, no change-making skills, and relentless upsell.

FSW: "Welcome to Billy's Botulism Bistro, would you like to try our Pigspittle Pita Platter?"

Me: "No, but I would like a Chicken Spackle Sandwich."

FSW: "Would you like the Combo with Furry Fries and a Drink?"

Me: "No, just the sandwich."

FSW: "Is that for here, or to go?"

Me: "To go."

FSW: "Would you like A slice of our Lamb Liver Pie for dessert?"

Me: "No, just the sandwich."

FSW: "Is that for here, or to go?"

Me: "It's still to go."

FSW: "Would you like a slice of our Lamb Liver Pie for dessert?"

Me: "No, I still just want the sandwich."

FSW: "OK, that'll be $10.18."

Me: < Hands them a twenty and a one >

FSW:  
       < Eyes me suspiciously, and tries to hand the one back to me >

Me: < *not* extending my hand to accept the one >
     "I don't want a bunch of ones."

FSW:  
       < Pecks the $21 into the register >
       
       < Pulls out a ten and 82 cents in change >
       < Looks at the change for 5 seconds >
       < Eyes me suspiciously, and hands over the change.... >
       < .... carefully placing the 10 in my hand before pouring the change on top.... >
       < .... such that it's nearly impossible to prevent it from spilling out of my hand onto the counter >

If you come by my place to buy candy your going to get the "up sell " just not relentlessly.

people who don't want the Lamb Liver Pie Mmmmmm Mmmm

When the tip hits toilet water...

Quote from: cokey on October 04, 2012, 02:47:43 PM
When the tip hits toilet water...

It usually hits the side of the bowl before that happens.

him: the water is cold
me: deep too


People who leave one car length between them and the car in front of them at a stop light.

Quote from: Mendo Dave on October 04, 2012, 02:51:37 PM
It usually hits the side of the bowl before that happens.

Yeah, nothing like rim-tip to wake you up at 3 AM.

planting my bare foot in a pile of semi-cold dog vomit/poop
when heading in the dark to the kitchen to start the day


people who park their shopping carts at the narrowest spot in the aisle blocking anyone else from getting past them
and sneering at you when you say "excuse me" in your best "you make the beast with two backsing bubble-world moron" voice


The jerk-off at the coffee shop who reflexively says "may I help you" but really isn't listening yet and forces you to repeat your order and he still gets it wrong


People who sneer/comment at me and/or my dog because he has a docked tail and butchered ears......he's a make the beast with two backsing rescue dog you make the beast with two backsing pre-judgmental douche-bag
and by the way your kid is walking funny, did you kick him down the stairs a few times and duct tape his broken leg together?

Look up from your lap you dipshit, the light turned green 30 seconds ago, stop texting  and yes that annoying droning noise is coming from the horn I have been leaning on for the past 20 seconds...and yes I am in your rearview make the beast with two backsing hating your parents for not aborting you when they had the chance


Nate....have I been in NY too long?...is it time to go back?