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Started by Monsterlover, September 25, 2011, 09:13:11 AM

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Monsterlover

#15
April 26, 2013, 07:36:24 PM
Quote from: Billyzoom on April 26, 2013, 07:19:10 PM
One of my favorite work moments was in an elevator with some co-workers.  We were heading out for lunch when a stunning, though somewhat straightlaced HR woman entered on the next floor.  She said hi, then asked what I'd gotten delivered.  I asked what she meant, and she said 'I WAS WALKING PAST YOUR OFFICE AND COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOUR HUGE PACKAGE."  It was fantastic seeing everyone else try not to burst into laughter while she innocently waited for a response.

Good times.

[laugh]
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DarkMonster620

#16
April 26, 2013, 08:47:45 PM
I ain't saying it . . . Let the image speak for itself

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Monsterlover

#17
April 26, 2013, 09:31:26 PM
;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

zooom

#18
April 29, 2013, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 26, 2013, 07:12:09 PM
Not really a double meaning but funny.

Just now I was looking through the freezer for a fruit pyramid. Its what I call these frozen triangular shaped minute maid fruit popsicle things. I wanted a red one because red is the best.

Of course I have eaten all the red ones already.

I pick up an orange one. "make the beast with two backs". And I toss it back.

Another orange one. "make the beast with two backs"

Orange. "make the beast with two backs"

They're all orange. "make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs"

Wife: "what are you make the beast with two backsing over there?"

We laugh.

I find a grape one.

:D

I guess there was no power of orange compelling you at that moment in time!
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#19
April 29, 2013, 01:32:11 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 26, 2013, 07:12:09 PM
Not really a double meaning but funny.

Just now I was looking through the freezer for a fruit pyramid. Its what I call these frozen triangular shaped minute maid fruit popsicle things. I wanted a red one because red is the best.

Of course I have eaten all the red ones already.

I pick up an orange one. "make the beast with two backs". And I toss it back.

Another orange one. "make the beast with two backs"

Orange. "make the beast with two backs"

They're all orange. "make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs"

Wife: "what are you make the beast with two backsing over there?"

We laugh.

I find a grape one.

:D

I love those "fruit pyramids".  Thanks for reminding me about them.
......and now I'm headed to the store.
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Speedbag

#20
April 29, 2013, 02:57:38 PM
If you're not laughing, you're not living.  ;)
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ducpainter

#21
April 29, 2013, 02:59:00 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on April 29, 2013, 02:57:38 PM
If you're not laughing, you're not living.  ;)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

True 'dat.
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a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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lethe

#22
April 29, 2013, 03:16:52 PM
and when it's you and your wife laughing and making a room of people uncomfortable at the same time then you have arrived  ;D
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Monsterlover

#23
April 29, 2013, 03:31:16 PM
Then we're here :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#24
April 29, 2013, 03:32:24 PM
Quote from: Autostrada Pilot on April 29, 2013, 01:32:11 PM
I love those "fruit pyramids".  Thanks for reminding me about them.
......and now I'm headed to the store.

I wish they sold just a box of red ones [drool]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#25
April 29, 2013, 03:33:06 PM
Quote from: zooom on April 29, 2013, 06:12:14 AM
I guess there was no power of orange compelling you at that moment in time!

The orange ones are good, but they're 3/3 in the pecking order ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#26
April 29, 2013, 03:36:53 PM Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 03:43:19 PM by lethe
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 29, 2013, 03:31:16 PM
Then we're here :D
her oldest grandson had his 18th birthday yesterday and got another tat
So we're in the shop and my wife says that I should get a tattoo of a penis on my forehead to which I proudly replied, "No, I'll get a forehead tattooed on my penis!"
Maybe not funny outside of the situation but fun times at the moment
Just got worse from there, I should record our conversations one day  8)
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ducpainter

#27
April 29, 2013, 03:42:16 PM
None of this surprises me from two people that use bacon grease hand prints to remember a kid by. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


lethe

#28
April 29, 2013, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 29, 2013, 03:42:16 PM
None of this surprises me from two people that use bacon grease hand prints to remember a kid by. ;D
pretty sure they're still on that shirt  [thumbsup]
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ducpainter

#29
April 29, 2013, 03:45:08 PM
Quote from: lethe on April 29, 2013, 03:43:53 PM
pretty sure they're still on that shirt  [thumbsup]
Your wife's pants too IIRC. :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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