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Started by Monsterlover, September 25, 2011, 09:13:11 AM

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lethe

#30
April 29, 2013, 03:48:36 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 29, 2013, 03:45:08 PM
Your wife's pants too IIRC. :P
oh was it pants?
show's how well my memory works  [laugh]
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Monsterlover

#31
April 29, 2013, 03:49:19 PM
[laugh]

Ahh, Dimby memories.

I miss the hard cider.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DarkMonster620

#32
June 12, 2013, 05:45:56 AM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Monsterlover

#33
June 12, 2013, 05:51:24 AM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

zooom

#34
June 12, 2013, 06:06:56 AM
wow.....
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jaxduc

#35
June 12, 2013, 07:39:47 AM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 12, 2013, 05:45:56 AM


JUST LIKE YOUR FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aren't you the Panigale hater?

Grampa

#36
June 12, 2013, 08:20:31 PM
http://now.msn.com/pope-says-there-is-gay-lobby-at-the-vatican

I bet it's a lobby that's been tastefully decorated too.
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Buckethead

#37
June 12, 2013, 09:44:05 PM
Every response I have to that post will get me banned, but I still have to say "Well played, sir, well played."
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
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LMT

#38
June 12, 2013, 10:22:05 PM
I bet the Nuns lobby is shabby, but they all have very comfortable shoes!

DarkMonster620

#39
June 18, 2013, 03:34:29 PM
it's all in the pronunciation ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#40
June 18, 2013, 07:35:51 PM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Monsterlover

#41
June 19, 2013, 03:44:08 AM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DarkMonster620

#42
June 19, 2013, 05:55:01 PM

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Speedbag

#43
June 20, 2013, 05:29:10 AM
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

DarkMonster620

#44
August 12, 2013, 07:55:13 PM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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