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Started by Monsterlover, June 28, 2008, 05:01:00 PM

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Timmy Tucker

#645
September 01, 2008, 06:19:37 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 13, 2008, 08:18:57 PM
Granted, you now have testicles...



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Can't believe this little gem went unnoticed.

1999 M750 - "Piggy"
2007 S4RS

MendoDave

#646
February 23, 2016, 03:49:16 PM
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on September 01, 2008, 06:19:02 PM
The title shows up tomorrow, but you're in a car wreck on the way to get the new bike and lose both of your arms.

I wish I had the money to finish college and flight school.

Granted

But now you cant get a job because all the planes have been updated and you aren't current anymore.

I wish the last bit of my attic would insulate itself.

NAKID

#647
February 23, 2016, 04:31:52 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on February 23, 2016, 03:49:16 PM

I wish the last bit of my attic would insulate itself.

Granted.

Your attic is now insulated with several families of possums.

I still wish I had the money to do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted.
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

ducatiz

#648
February 24, 2016, 06:54:16 PM
Quote from: NAKID on February 23, 2016, 04:31:52 PM
Granted.

Your attic is now insulated with several families of possums.

I still wish I had the money to do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted.

Granted.  It's all Monopoly money.  You can do whatever with it, whenever you want.

I wish all of you a very happy birthday.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Oldfisti

#649
February 25, 2016, 03:32:58 PM
Granted.

We do and we ALL like to celebrate our respective birthdays by doing the ring-and-run prank at your house at 2am.  Complete with the requisite burning bag of dog poop at your doorstep.  You fall for it each and every time.

I wish my car wasn't rusting away from the inside out.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

NAKID

#650
February 25, 2016, 04:14:37 PM
Quote from: Oldfisti on February 25, 2016, 03:32:58 PM


I wish my car wasn't rusting away from the inside out.

Granted.
Your car is now rusting from the outside in.

I wish a had a motorcycle for each type of riding.
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

ducatiz

#651
February 25, 2016, 04:28:49 PM
Quote from: NAKID on February 25, 2016, 04:14:37 PM
Granted.
Your car is now rusting from the outside in.

I wish a had a motorcycle for each type of riding.

Granted.  You have a motorcycle for every known form of riding and competition.

However, you have hemorrhoids the size of the Moon and sitting without your special doughnut pillow causes excruciating pain.

I wish my wife's sister wasn't so hot and drunk.

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Oldfisti

#652
February 25, 2016, 05:02:31 PM
Granted.

She's a hirsute Slavic powerlifter with a unibrow and gets real handsy when she sobers up.

I wish I was hanging out with your wife's hot, drunk sister.

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

NAKID

#653
February 25, 2016, 05:05:11 PM
Quote from: Oldfisti on February 25, 2016, 05:02:31 PM


I wish I was hanging out with your wife's hot, drunk sister.



Granted. Only the reason she's hot is because of the massive and multiple sexually transmitted infections she's suffering from.

I wish the people I work with weren't incompetent.
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

Oldfisti

#654
February 25, 2016, 05:59:08 PM
Quote from: NAKID on February 25, 2016, 05:05:11 PM
Granted. Only the reason she's hot is because of the massive and multiple sexually transmitted infections she's suffering from.

I thought the point of this thread was to corrupt my wish, not make it come true.


Quote from: NAKID on February 25, 2016, 05:05:11 PM
I wish the people I work with weren't incompetent.

Granted.

You're now unemployed.

I wish someone would throat-punch Kanye today.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Grampa

#655
February 25, 2016, 06:34:04 PM
Bam....I did, but now he can sing, which only makes him more famous.


I wish my poo was worth billions of pesos.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Needle99

#656
February 25, 2016, 10:15:11 PM
Granted - You have been transformed into a rare South American bat that eats gold deposits. Unfortunately your life span is now 1 month.

I wish I had a collection of fast Italian vehicles
2004 S4R, Full Termi Kit, marving midpipe, DP Clutch pressure plate, Rizoma Open Clutch Cover,  Ducabike Slave Cyl and some tasteful carbon blingy goodness

Johnny OrganDonor

#657
February 26, 2016, 05:49:36 AM
Poof!  You now own an amazing collection of classic and modern prototype high-end Italian sports cars and it is universally recognized as the finest collection of cars on the entire continent of Antarctica.

I wish that I were normal.

Duck-Stew

#658
February 26, 2016, 06:30:34 AM
Granted.  You are now perfectly normal for an 87 y.o. Grandmother of 31 living in Iceland.

I wish I had a crystal ball so I could see the future...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

triangleforge

#659
February 26, 2016, 08:35:57 AM Last Edit: February 26, 2016, 08:44:15 AM by triangleforge
Granted. And now you'll get to foresee every mistake you'll make from here on out and won't be able to do a damn thing about it.

I wish it was Spring Break already and I could get a week away from students.
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon
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