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Started by roy-nexus-6, September 04, 2008, 06:17:50 AM

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Quote from: KnightofNi on September 09, 2008, 12:24:24 PM
i'm not planning on eating it raw. it'll be cooked first.

if i don't have any open wounds then i shouldn't have to worry about getting infected. from what i have read it's a virus.

the zombie head will be split in 2 before i try to nibble.
Maybe you turn into the zombie king or maybe just get leprosy.
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Scottish

Ok, I'm ok, kinda. lack of blood really making it hard to think. I found one of my daughters strawberry granola bars in the truck though that helped. Wrapped a piece of the pillow case around my head to staunch the blood flow. Gotta get going, need to find a stocked cabin, I'm not gonna last long with out finding enerhy after that kind of blood loss. Damn head wounds. I'll check in later gotta move now, gotta keep moving.

Scottish

Update: Haven't seen anyone for days. I've only come across 7 zombies and those were in pretty bad shape. I did manage find a cabin, stocked up and rested but figured I better stay on the move. I'm outfitted fairly well at this point...... from the lack of further posts on this thread I fear the worst. The cabin had an old two-stoke Yamaha IT. I'm gonna head south, see if I can find my family. I fear the worst. It's remarkably quite, you never notice the sounds of man kind until they are silenced. No airplanes for days..... I wonder if Airforce One is up there circling somewhere? Probably out of fuel by now...... If anyone gets this and would like to meet up, I'll be traveling through the San Luis valley, it's less populated than the front range. It'll probably take several days for me to reach Alamosa, assuming I can continue to find vechicles that can handle the terraine. I remember a Jeep shop in Salida, maybe I'll pick up one of those. Not much danger out here of being over run by zombies. They pretty much come up on you one at a time. The biggest danger is them finding you during a nap.... fun my sense of smell has improved, especially were rotting flesh in concerned. I smell them and can move around them without them being any the wiser now. I'll continue to check here as I can.... hope there are still others out there.

cbartlett419

I am happy to report that peace negotiations w/ the zombie leaders are progressing nicely. they seem to agree w/ the need for immediate zombie/human separation and have expressed some interest in our n/s dakota offer, though any tells are thoroughly masked by their horrific appearance(kinda like trying to sell joan rivers a car before her morning cup of coffee). we have talked about the details of the containment fence and the zombies feel that electrifying them is inhumane. we attempted to explain that the fence is for their protection(surviving humans have been taking the nonlives of zombies at an alarming rate since the upheaval) they don't seem to believe us. the tension present at the meetings is overwhelming, who knew that they had been paying attention to all of the anti-zombie propaganda pouring out of hollywood, who knew it would turn out like this, who make the beast with two backsing knew...one thing is for certain, we can never go back, not to the way things were, not after this

Scottish

Quote from: cbartlett419 on September 13, 2008, 08:21:05 AM
I am happy to report that peace negotiations w/ the zombie leaders are progressing nicely. they seem to agree w/ the need for immediate zombie/human separation and have expressed some interest in our n/s dakota offer, though any tells are thoroughly masked by their horrific appearance(kinda like trying to sell joan rivers a car before her morning cup of coffee). we have talked about the details of the containment fence and the zombies feel that electrifying them is inhumane. we attempted to explain that the fence is for their protection(surviving humans have been taking the nonlives of zombies at an alarming rate since the upheaval) they don't seem to believe us. the tension present at the meetings is overwhelming, who knew that they had been paying attention to all of the anti-zombie propaganda pouring out of hollywood, who knew it would turn out like this, who make the beast with two backsing knew...one thing is for certain, we can never go back, not to the way things were, not after this
Negotiations broke down suddenly today when a zombie diplomat declare BRAINS!!! and ate the human negotiators. Game back on!!!  ;D I like this game.... more people should play.

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mmmm..... brians....


briiiiaaaaaannnnn....


the_Journeyman

Continued from my earlier post......


I quietly open the emergancy door and prepare to venture into the store for what I can find.  I immediatly notice that most of the batteries and flashlights, candy and useful things you normally see at the counters is gone.  There's definantly been more than zombies in here, there might even be some other survivors.  Obviously, they're not here now, so I'll make a quick pass through for canned goods and get on the move.

Thinking through the layout of the store, I think I'll stay near the front.  The meat department is in the back where they keep all the stock in meat.  That'd be a likely place for a zombie to hide.  Dark, quiet, surrounded by rotting meat and such.  I'll also avoid the where the deli is for the same reason.  The 8 foot high aisles make for a easy ambushes, especially with the lack of light as you go back through the store.  My puny LED headlamp doesn't do much to penetrate the cavernous darkness in the back of the store. 

Quietly strafing the aisles, 12-guage shotgun ready to blast anything that moves.  I find a couple boxes of cereal that haven't been ripped open. Most of the canned goods are gone or already split open.  I do manage to find a few cans of beans and such that will allow me to eat a couple or three days.  Some bottled water would be good, if there's any left.  Shit, it's dark over there, no windows near the drink part of the store.  I'm gonna need better light to go to that section.  Too risky with my feeble head lamp.  Really, it's a 2-person job, but I'm not holding my breath on finding someone to help me out.  Looks like my raid of the grocery store was pretty much a failure.

With the fading light, I fire up my bus.  Time to find somewhere secure for the night.

JM



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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

teddy037.2

 [laugh]

I was just about to cross-post that one...

Monsterlover

Monsterlover = like lightning
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Supero100

I hop into my car, drive 5 minutes to my boss's slip, sail to a nearby island which has it's own power plant, several farms, <100 summer residents, and maybe 40 year-round residents living on the island. I bring all of my ammo and p239. Commence extermination. If it's too hot on the island, I change plans to raid the marina and hotel / restaurant for food & water. I drop anchor miles out in the ocean. Or I set sail south to Bermuda. By the time I get there, things should have quieted down nicely.

I'm thinking this will be pretty nice. The island of first recourse is hooked up with big summer houses. The Zombies won't be able to swim out to the island; it's too far. I prattle on the DMF while I wait for the Zombies to starve.

[drink]
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IZ

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My guess is that it would have begun in Jersey but it looks like South Florida.

Close enough.  [popcorn]


"The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, 'Get off!'" Vega said. "The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin..

Vega flagged down a Miami police officer, who he said repeatedly ordered the attacker to get off the victim. The attacker just picked his head up and growled at the officer, Vega said.  As the attack continued, Vega said the officer shot the attacker, who continued chewing the victim's face. The officer fired again, killing the attacker."


ARTICLE:
http://news.yahoo.com/witness-says-naked-attacker-chewing-mans-face-162408953.html


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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

cokey

Yup,  seemed like a zombie to me..
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About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

KnightofNi

see, this is how it starts.


i have some weapons to sharpen and a bug out bag to check...
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metallimonster

Quote from: KnightofNi on May 29, 2012, 06:32:35 AM
see, this is how it starts.


i have some weapons to sharpen and a bug out bag to check...

I'm serious, how many zombie movies start with something like this, no one takes it serious and then bam full on zombie apocolypse. 
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