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F*** My Life

Started by Dragsterhund, February 05, 2009, 02:33:20 PM

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Bun-bun

#30
February 05, 2009, 09:48:17 PM
Makes me feel better. My life is nowhere NEAR as make the beast with two backsed up as I thought it was.
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

Big Troubled Bear

#31
February 05, 2009, 09:51:36 PM
I should start contributing to this [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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Sinister

#32
February 06, 2009, 11:19:16 AM
QuoteToday, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML

#2349 (3) - 01/23/2009 at 1:51pm by Sleep Walking - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (870) - you deserved that one (311)
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"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

Sinister

#33
February 06, 2009, 11:23:17 AM
QuoteToday, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997 (2) - 01/12/2009 at 10:37am by LiLGeek - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (878) - you deserved that one (191)
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"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell
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