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Started by Grampa, June 03, 2008, 11:34:38 AM

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lilysmama

Quote from: bobspapa on June 03, 2008, 11:59:09 AM

buy anything from pajamagram for fathersday. (hint)


I won't.  Promise.   ;D
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Grampa

trust anybody named Ted

eat powdered doughnuts at a funeral

buy hotdog seconds

eat bologna jerky

go into a business venture with Danny Pedrosa, where you sell file folders, and he insists on naming the company "PedroFiles"

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

lilysmama

Spell the plural of "bee" with an 's.
My "ride" info:
1964 BP white

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

lilysmama

My "ride" info:
1964 BP white

tommys67

#20
Don't leave your opened cell phone bill where ANYONE can read it.

Don't teach your significant other how to clean the cache and cookies off the computer.

Don't fool around with the hot neighbor.

Never hook up with someone with known ties to the mafia.



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I live my life as a warning to others.
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DesmoDiva

Sounds like you are speaking from experience..... :-\ :(
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tonyj311

Quote from: bobspapa on June 03, 2008, 12:25:54 PM
wear legwarmers.



buy cheese in a alley.



I drank bootleg tequila in a back alley when I was in Mexico once.
'02 M620

Grampa

Quote from: Stu Pedasso on June 03, 2008, 02:39:05 PM
I drank bootleg tequila in a back alley when I was in Mexico once.

thats on my list of things one should do.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

lilysmama

My "ride" info:
1964 BP white

KnightofNi

Quote from: bobspapa on June 03, 2008, 11:59:09 AM
answer the question "what are you thinking" truthfully.


i take issue with that. if you ask me a question expect to get an honest answer.
life is too short to for those games.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Grampa

marry a guy w/o a high school diploma   [cheeky]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

lilysmama

My "ride" info:
1964 BP white

mitt

Let Randall broker a bike/house/car/date deal for you.


ROBsS4R


Light a match stick between your lips.

Talk reason with the fiancee when she is hormonally imbalanced.

Allow your friend who is a bad Driver borrow your H1 Hummer

Get a Sushi Chef Shit Faced



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