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Started by Grampa, June 03, 2008, 11:34:38 AM

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somegirl

#45
June 03, 2008, 06:20:23 PM
Quote from: ROBsS4R on June 03, 2008, 06:01:08 PM
Leave the shower to pee

mention that to someone you share a shower with
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ROBsS4R

#46
June 03, 2008, 06:21:54 PM
Quotemention that to someone you share a shower with

Who do you think I learned from  ;D
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DesmoDiva

#47
June 03, 2008, 06:22:39 PM
Quote from: msincredible on June 03, 2008, 06:20:23 PM
mention that to someone you share a shower with

it is not something you do with someone else in the shower.   :-\
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Ddan

#48
June 03, 2008, 06:32:08 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on June 03, 2008, 06:22:39 PM
it is not something you do with someone else in the shower.   :-\
I know someone who would argue that point...
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#49
June 03, 2008, 07:07:06 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on June 03, 2008, 06:11:51 PM
Talk politics/religion while drunk.

or at work
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#50
June 03, 2008, 07:26:49 PM
 [evil]

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducatiz

#51
June 03, 2008, 07:52:02 PM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Super T.I.B

#52
June 03, 2008, 09:15:11 PM
Rub Tiger Balm on your lolly bag.  ;)

somegirl

#53
June 03, 2008, 09:18:02 PM
Quote from: Toe Rag on June 03, 2008, 09:15:11 PM
Rub Tiger Balm on your lolly bag.  ;)

I hope that is not speaking from personal experience! :o
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Super T.I.B

#54
June 03, 2008, 09:20:33 PM
My hand slipped.

Honestly!

>:(

ducatiz

#55
June 04, 2008, 03:18:38 AM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on June 03, 2008, 09:20:33 PM
My hand slipped.

Honestly!

>:(

slipped from rubbing tiger balm on your ...?  eeyew.. i just can't face the day now..
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Super T.I.B

#56
June 04, 2008, 03:19:09 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 04, 2008, 03:18:38 AM
slipped from rubbing tiger balm on your ...?  eeyew.. i just can't face the day now..

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

I strained my groin playing rugby, rubbed a bit down there and I guess it got too close to my crackers.

Burned like a pregnant dog!

Picture smacking crackers with cold water. >:(

Ash

#57
June 04, 2008, 03:20:41 PM
go to bed with verticalscope

red baron

#58
June 04, 2008, 09:32:19 PM
buy any type of appliance or work related item for your wife or SO (advice from my mother that has served well so far)


argue with your wife over little shit (she's gonna win anyway so give up the fight before it begins)


borrow bobspapa's wet suit [laugh]

use ROBsS4R's shower  :-X
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trenner

#59
June 05, 2008, 12:10:19 AM
(1) Go on a day-long canoe trip while hung over.  Take cold pastrami sandwiches for lunch.

or

(2) Get extremely drunk using only rootbeer schnapps.

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