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Started by Grampa, June 03, 2008, 11:34:38 AM

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Ash

#60
June 05, 2008, 06:28:07 AM
Quote from: red baron on June 04, 2008, 09:32:19 PM

use ROBsS4R's shower  :-X

splain to us lucy...

ducatiz

#61
June 05, 2008, 09:33:26 AM
Quote from: Maggie Q on June 05, 2008, 06:28:07 AM
splain to us lucy...

he said he peed in the shower.

that's disgusting.

people should only pee in the sink to save water.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Nitewaif

#62
June 05, 2008, 10:13:42 AM
get a brazilian wax immediately before embarking on a long roadtrip

play with a creme brulee torch while drunk

and a +1 to dating anyone in the mafia

eltristo

#63
June 05, 2008, 10:42:16 AM
reply to this post while peeing in the shower with someone with known ties to the mafia and a creme brulee torch.
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

Bick

#64
June 05, 2008, 10:59:17 AM
Quote from: elTreesto on June 05, 2008, 10:42:16 AM
reply to this post while peeing in the shower on an intoxicated person who eats turkey bacon with known ties to the mafia who is holding a creme brulee torch.

Just a little elaboration for you.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

tommys67

#65
June 05, 2008, 11:16:30 AM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on June 03, 2008, 02:20:06 PM
Sounds like you are speaking from experience..... :-\ :(

Late in commenting...

The dating someone with mafia ties is my colleague.  The last few weeks of his life hasn't been fun...

The other ones, 3 for 3.


Couple more from personal experience...

Never get drunk at a lesbian bar if you're NOT A LESBIAN!

Never ride your motorcycle if you have a bad feeling about the ride you're about to take.

Don't be sloppy with aerosol chain cleaning spray.

Don't start a project without the proper tools!
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Mother

#66
June 05, 2008, 11:18:36 AM
Quote from: tommys67 on June 05, 2008, 11:16:30 AM
Don't start a project without the proper tools!


Psh

then how do you justify spending money on more tools?

Gearhead_42

#67
June 05, 2008, 11:25:38 AM
Quote from: Mother on June 05, 2008, 11:18:36 AM

then how do you justify spending money on more tools?

eggzachary  [thumbsup]

Never... forget to check your references.


yes, all mine come from movies... I'm worthless at this ish

Pakhan

#68
June 05, 2008, 11:29:03 AM
Quote from: tommys67 on June 05, 2008, 11:16:30 AM
Don't start a project without the proper tools!

I do this often and refuse to learn from my mistake  [cheeky]
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Ohmic

#69
June 05, 2008, 11:42:48 AM
Lick a steak knife
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Pakhan

#70
June 05, 2008, 11:54:21 AM
"I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines."   m620 749s r6


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abby normal

#71
June 06, 2008, 06:31:24 AM
Quote from: tommys67 on June 05, 2008, 11:16:30 AM

Never get drunk at a lesbian bar if you're NOT A LESBIAN!


what, exactly, will the lebanese ladies do to a drunk straight male?
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the_Journeyman

#72
June 06, 2008, 07:33:11 AM
While playing Scrabble, find a place to put a single, 1 point letter on the scrabble board resulting in 45 points for myself...

JM
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ducatiz

#73
June 06, 2008, 07:48:29 AM
Quote from: abby normal on June 06, 2008, 06:31:24 AM
what, exactly, will the lebanese ladies do to a drunk straight male?

not Lebanese, they are from Lebanon.

Lesbian.  They are from the Greek island of Lesbos.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos_Island
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Bick

#74
June 06, 2008, 08:02:12 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 06, 2008, 07:48:29 AM
not Lebanese, they are from Lebanon.

Lesbian.  They are from the Greek island of Lesbos.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos_Island

Are these bars dicriminating?  Why are Lebanese women banned? 

Quote from: the_Journeyman on June 06, 2008, 07:33:11 AM
While playing Scrabble, find a place to put a single, 1 point letter on the scrabble board resulting in 45 points for myself...

JM

Never play scrabble with a teacher.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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