things one should never do

[Popeye the Sailor]

Sneeze in a full face helmet.

Vomit in a full face helmet.

[zarn02]

1. dance and flirt with a chick at a wedding reception, who later turns out to be all of sixteen years old.

2. have friends who happily give her your phone number.

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[IZ]

1. dance and flirt with a chick at a wedding reception, who later turns out to be all of sixteen years old.

2. have friends who happily give her your phone number.

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You didn't get her a drink too, did you?! 

[zarn02]

You didn't get her a drink too, did you?! 

fortunately, she left before i did, and thusly i wasn't able to do anything untoward.

[Gearhead_42]

fortunately, she left before i did, and thusly i wasn't able to do anything untoward.

All depends which of the 50 states you were in at the time 


Yes, I'm a dirty old man...

[krolik]

Vomit in a full face helmet.

Vomit through your SCUBA regulator.

[rgramjet]

Vomit through your SCUBA regulator.

Arent you "supposed to" if so inclined while at depth?   

[toaster]

i think the correct answer to that question is "swallow or drown"

[Scooter Montgomery]

Vomit in a full face helmet.

I did this four times, the first four stages of Targa Newfoundland, it was the first time I ever navigated. My nickname for the week was The Puker. The following year when I went back one of the first people I ran into goes "Puker Welcome back." Not a good experience.

[minkman]

Arent you "supposed to" if so inclined while at depth?   

Go ahead and vomit through it. Once you're settled, then clean it out. The problem is that the first thing you do after you purge is take a deep breath. Leave the reg in.

[ZLTFUL]

You probably shouldn't masturbate with a sandpaper glove and rubbing alcohol.

NEVER play with matches in a dynamite factory.

And NEVER under any circumstances no matter how cruelly amusing it could possibly be take a busload of Jerry's Kids on a tour of a magnet factory.

(Yes, I know I am going to hell but you laughed too.) 

[minkman]

Use ammonia and bleach to scrub the floor.

Had a roommate do it. Trip to the hospital followed.

[Pakhan]

Replace the label on this:


with the label on this:


and return it to your friends med cabinet, who uses deodorant for more than his pits 

[rgramjet]

Never say "Its a Minkman" to someone that calls themself "Minkman".....

[trenner]

Tell the boss's wife, who is working part time in the office, to "quit whining and just do it" when she complains about a difficult customer's request.