things one should never do

[kenrok1]

mix liquid plumber and draino

[KnightofNi]

mix liquid plumber and draino in a closed room with flammable materials around

you can mix them, just be careful 

[Buckethead]

Never play scrabble with a teacher.

Never play pool with a physics major. At least not for money, anyway.

[abby normal]

not Lebanese, they are from Lebanon.

Lesbian.  They are from the Greek island of Lesbos.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos_Island

it was humor, but thanks for the correction.

[Gearhead_42]

Never play pool with a physics major. At least not for money, anyway.

or an engineer 

[KnightofNi]

or an engineer 

or a math major that specialized in geometry.
she was really good, and only actually pulled out a ruler once.

[Pakhan]

or a math major that specialized in geometry.
she was really good, and only actually pulled out a ruler once.

Please tell me it was to discipline you 

[KnightofNi]

Please tell me it was to discipline you 

no, it was to make sure of the distance between her points.

[CairnsDuc]

Slam you Dick in a Car door

Maybe NSFW


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[Buckethead]

Oh God!

Must!

Breathe!

Laughing...

Too...

Hard...

Passing out now...

[El Matador]

Slam you Dick in a Car door

Maybe NSFW


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Oh man...

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard...

Thanks

[silentbob]

Talk reason with the fiancee when she is hormonally imbalanced.
Allow your friend who is a bad Driver borrow your H1 Hummer
Get a Sushi Chef Shit Faced

Done.

Don't fool around with the hot neighbor.
Never hook up with someone with known ties to the mafia.

Done.

Rev your Engine to warn others around but forget to pull the clutch in

Done.

Date a hooker.

Done.

get off the toilet to throw up.....

Done.

mix liquid plumber and draino

Done.

Ok, I think I just about completed the task list.  Oh, wait (re-reads subject line), "things one should never do".  Please excuse me.


But here are a couple I have never done.

Masturbate with a heavy equipment.
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html

Have dinner with a cannibal.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

[Xiphias]

Wear white shorts.

Not paying a cabbie in Cd. Jaurez

[CairnsDuc]

Slamming your Dick in a Door is one thing........... (Tried that Bob?)

But having a flog of your log while leaning against a belt sander is just pushing your luck a little to far,
You just have to know that one day that's going to end in tears! (And an Interesting use of a Staple Gun )
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html

But....
Having said that......

That Makita cordless drill is looking mighty cute...Er, Just Give me a few minutes

Well, Hello Miss Makita 

[Super T.I.B]

Sneeze in a full face helmet.