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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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pennyrobber

I had my first beer of the day at 7:00.
Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

ZLTFUL

Quote from: pennyrobber on March 17, 2010, 07:33:35 AM
I had my first beer of the day at 7:00.
Mine wasn't until 12:30 but I also didn't get out of bed until 12:17.
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Speedbag

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SacDuc



For the record, the start of this thread has nothing to do with anything other than the fact that I had something bland and boring to say and didn't want to keep starting threads every time I had something utterly meaningless to say. I thought I made that quite clear in the first post. I don't want to invade the conversations in TOSAT with meaningless interjections, so here we are. This was intended to as place where people can post up mundane crap as they sit in their cubes bored to death without wanting to have a great big conversation about it with the concerned members of the DMF.

That is all.

Don't like it? Don't play. Or delete the thread. Or delete all of my posts. Or do whatever it is that is done around here.

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

ducatiz

Quote from: SacDuc on March 17, 2010, 10:13:41 AMDon't like it? Don't play. Or delete the thread. Or delete all of my posts. Or do whatever it is that is done around here.

sac

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

DCXCV

Quote from: SacDuc on March 17, 2010, 10:13:41 AM

For the record, the start of this thread has nothing to do with anything other than the fact that I had something bland and boring to say and didn't want to keep starting threads every time I had something utterly meaningless to say. I thought I made that quite clear in the first post. I don't want to invade the conversations in TOSAT with meaningless interjections, so here we are. This was intended to as place where people can post up mundane crap as they sit in their cubes bored to death without wanting to have a great big conversation about it with the concerned members of the DMF.


sac

Hey, for the record:
NOGAS!!!!
[coffee]
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

hbliam

Quote from: SacDuc on March 17, 2010, 10:13:41 AM

For the record, the start of this thread has nothing to do with anything other than the fact that I had something bland and boring to say and didn't want to keep starting threads every time I had something utterly meaningless to say.
sac


I thought it was quite clear. We have lots of threads started by the same five people that haven't heard of a blog. They think it's big news every time they get poor customer service, have a bad day at work, or have a relationship issue. This is the perfect catch all.

Here's mine. Signed up for OT paid for by a Petroleum company. They cancelled. So I get paid 7.5 hours of OT NOT to show up.  [bacon]

duccarlos

Explosions have subsided. Now back to normal shits. Maybe I should not have gone to lunch at the local Mexican bus.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Ddan

This morning I had to have a crap as soon as I got out of the shower.  That just doesn't seem right.  And I wasn't completely dried off, so the seat was wet...
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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
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ducatiz

I hate dumping after the shower.  When you're all clean.  I always get back and wash my ass again.  Nothing beats a fresh ass.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

SacDuc


Oddly, I just want to hop on my bike and race the hell out of here so I can get home and do some gardening. Weird.

Looking forward to the garden this year. Might even raise me some chickens. Or I may be feeding my dogs some very scared little treats, who knows.

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

brimo

"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Ratfink749

My birthday was back in November.  My wife "got" me a trip to Vegas in April for the Rockabilly Rod Reunion car show. (no instant gratification this year!)  It'll involve driving there friday, seeing the show saturday, driving home sunday.  Pretty sure I dont really want to even go.   [bang]
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

duccarlos

Shits report: slowly getting back to normal.

In other news: need to take the 4 year old to day care.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

KnightofNi

Quote from: duccarlos on March 18, 2010, 05:40:00 AM
Shits report: slowly getting back to normal.

In other news: need to take the 4 year old to day care.

i poop a alot.

like 6 times a day.

the past few days i have been taking about 8 dumps a day. they aren't just the ones where you let a little out and feel like you're not done, these are the sit back and relax for a few min afterwards because you feel so relaxed dumps.
sometimes my bowels scare me.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)