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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

duccarlos

My wife is home from work early. She already turned down the "nooner".
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Stella

Quote from: duccarlos on March 26, 2010, 11:24:43 AM
My wife is home from work early. She already turned down the "nooner".

Maybe rethink your approach?  Just sayin'.....    ;)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Speedbag

I left work an hour early today. Didn't tell a soul, just quietly moved my button from "in" to "out" and walked out the door.

The week sucked.

Now I'm drinking beer. And all is good.  :)
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

duccarlos

Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Grampa

I eated me some jolly rancher flavored jelly beans
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

duccarlos

As long as it's not popcorn jelly beans
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

SacDuc


Got half drunk at the beach yesterday.  :D

Finished the second half of the process at home.  [thumbsup]

Finished the third half of the process and passed out naked eating Chinese food.  :-\

sac



/I blame the Chinese
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Randimus Maximus


duccarlos

My wife and kids are in spring break. They have invaded the home, so the little work I used to get done is not getting done.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DaniD

I just won $50 on a bingo scratch-off!! ;D
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

The Bacon Junkie

I HATE sneezing in my helmet... Repeatedly...  With my visor closed... At the apex of a turn.  :P
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Bacon Junkie on March 29, 2010, 08:37:19 AM
I HATE sneezing in my helmet... Repeatedly...  With my visor closed... At the apex of a turn.  :P

FYI, if you try to be smart when you feel a sneeze coming on and open your visor, it just blows back onto your face, fogging your glasses.

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.