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The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: XJDAVE on April 10, 2010, 01:12:03 PM
Getting all dressed up to go to Submarine Ball tonight.  I don't want to go.  No one gives a sh*t.

"Submarine ball"-does that mean everyone will be going down?  :D
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

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cyrus buelton

I was the nice husband tonight.

I made dinner for her gay (male) friend and the both of us: grilled burgers and a salad.

They just went and got that vampire new moon movie and are watching upstairs.

As a consaltion prize to me.........I get the 50" plazma for my own viewing pleasure

;D ;D ;D
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ducatiz

Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 11, 2010, 05:15:12 PM
I was the nice husband tonight.

I made dinner for her gay (male) friend and the both of us: grilled burgers and a salad.

They just went and got that vampire new moon movie and are watching upstairs.

As a consaltion prize to me.........I get the 50" plazma for my own viewing pleasure

;D ;D ;D

He's not gay.

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducatiz

Quote from: MrIncredible on April 10, 2010, 04:45:53 PM
"Submarine ball"-does that mean everyone will be going down?  :D

No, it means everyone will be choking.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

SacDuc

Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 11, 2010, 05:15:12 PM
I was the nice husband tonight.

I made dinner for her gay (male) friend and the both of us: grilled burgers and a salad.

They just went and got that vampire new moon movie and are watching upstairs.

As a consaltion prize to me.........I get the 50" plazma for my own viewing pleasure

;D ;D ;D


Wife:  I'll bet you fifty bucks my husband is so stupid that he will cook us dinner and then send us up stairs to have sex while surfs that stupid motorcycle website he's always on.

Wife's Boyfriend: No way anyone is that dumb. You're on! Can we have burgers?


sac


;D
HATERS GONNA HATE.

cyrus buelton

Um...........yeah. Morons.


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SacDuc

Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 11, 2010, 05:44:02 PM
Um...........yeah. Morons.


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just kidding man. Sorry if I offended.

sac


/ you are probably right about the moron thing anyway
HATERS GONNA HATE.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



cyrus buelton

Quote from: ducpainter on April 11, 2010, 06:28:21 PM
probably?

"probably" and "moron" go hand in hand with sac

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

<-------------doesn't give a shit.


My wife's 25yr old sister is moving in with us tonight. We are bringing her up from Florida to get her some help.

I probably should give a shit about this, but I know exactly where it is going to lead.......us kicking her out.
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By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 12, 2010, 04:25:36 AM
"probably" and "moron" go hand in hand with sac

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

<-------------doesn't give a shit.


My wife's 25yr old sister is moving in with us tonight. We are bringing her up from Florida to get her some help.

I probably should give a shit about this, but I know exactly where it is going to lead.......us kicking her out.
or you getting caught in the rack with her and you both get kicked out.  :-*
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



cyrus buelton

Quote from: ducpainter on April 12, 2010, 04:28:54 AM
or you getting caught in the rack with her and you both get kicked out.  :-*

that's twisted bro...............
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herm

my 15 year old sister moved in with me when I was 26...
had to kick her out the door just before her 18th...
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

cyrus buelton

Quote from: herm (not herb) on April 12, 2010, 05:15:24 AM
my 15 year old sister moved in with me when I was 26...
had to kick her out the door just before her 18th...

Sis in law is 25 and let's just say it hasn't been great

1. Three kids, no custody of any.
2. Two dads (2 with 1, 1 with the other)
3. No career aspirations
4. Uses her good looks to take advantage of guys (always has a boyfriend that supports her)
5. In and out of drug rehab a few times (name a drug.....she's probably tried it)
6. Supposedly clean for 6 months of pain med addiction. She went to a treatment facility that is often mentioned in the show "Intervention"
7. We will see
8. I am giving it 4 weeks.

We are being very fair with her. She gets 1 months free rent and then will pay us 350$ a month after, including all utilities and food (she is 5 11" and weighs probably 110lbs, not a heavy eater).


One last try to help her out..............
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”