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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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Stinky Wizzleteats

#705
May 13, 2010, 04:32:29 PM
Quote from: Father Time on May 13, 2010, 04:29:42 PM
No such thing as a bad blowjob.

I concur.
I like a drink. You know when people say 'I like a drink as much as the next man'? Not if I'm the next man, you don't.

rgramjet

#706
May 13, 2010, 04:32:31 PM
Ive got a scar to prove that there is!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

#707
May 13, 2010, 04:34:20 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 13, 2010, 04:32:31 PM
Ive got a scar to prove that there is!
Put the baby food away. [evil]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


rgramjet

#708
May 13, 2010, 04:37:04 PM
No baby food.....not even braces.  Some sort of turnkey pallate spreader.  A hideous torture device for not only the wearer.  I plan on getting one for my daughter starting at the age of 12 till about 25.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

#709
May 13, 2010, 04:38:13 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 13, 2010, 04:37:04 PM
No baby food.....not even braces.  Some sort of turnkey pallate spreader.  A hideous torture device for not only the wearer.  I plan on getting one for my daughter starting at the age of 12 till about 25.
It's why I have boy children. 8)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


rgramjet

#710
May 13, 2010, 04:46:43 PM
So do I.  An older bro and a same age as the daughter bro.  She will be well insulated. 
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

#711
May 13, 2010, 04:50:23 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 13, 2010, 04:46:43 PM
So do I.  An older bro and a same age as the daughter bro.  She will be well insulated. 
Tom Lehrer- Be Prepared

I'm sorry bro...

I can't help it. [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


rgramjet

#712
May 13, 2010, 05:02:30 PM
That is 1:32 that I will never get back.

Oh and Daddy is prepared.  The FN will never be so clean!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

#713
May 13, 2010, 05:06:00 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 13, 2010, 05:02:30 PM
That is 1:32 that I will never get back.

Oh and Daddy is prepared.  The FN will never be so clean!
never get back?

That's culture right there.

You should thank me.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


rgramjet

#714
May 13, 2010, 05:11:37 PM
Thank you for introducing me to the fresh tunes that came out just as you were turning 40!

[evil]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

#715
May 13, 2010, 05:14:59 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 13, 2010, 05:11:37 PM
Thank you for introducing me to the fresh tunes that came out just as you were turning 40!

[evil]
kids don't have no taste. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


IZ

#716
May 17, 2010, 02:00:34 AM Last Edit: May 17, 2010, 02:02:38 AM by IZ
3rd gun shot tonight..

and that one was close!  WTH?!  ???  

I guess I shouldn't be too surprised though after that girl was shot by her -ex at the front office.  

I like this side of town but looking forward to the the lease ending in a few weeks.  




Yes, MrIncredible..I'm sure The Shire is a lot quieter.   
[cheeky]
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

herm

#717
May 17, 2010, 03:08:46 AM
Quote from: IZ on May 17, 2010, 02:00:34 AM
3rd gun shot tonight..

and that one was close!  WTH?!  ???  

I guess I shouldn't be too surprised though after that girl was shot by her -ex at the front office.  

I like this side of town but looking forward to the the lease ending in a few weeks.  




Yes, MrIncredible..I'm sure The Shire is a lot quieter.  
[cheeky]

what state/country are you moving to next?

NTIGAS...
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

RAT900

#718
May 17, 2010, 04:05:47 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 13, 2010, 04:29:42 PM
No such thing as a bad blowjob.

Unless you're in prison and there's a line of cons in front of you waiting their turn
This is an insult to the Pez community

Big Troubled Bear

#719
May 17, 2010, 04:16:45 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on May 17, 2010, 04:05:47 AM
Unless you're in prison and there's a line of cons in front of you waiting their turn

I guess then someone will give a shit ;D
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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