Quote from: Buckethead on January 11, 2011, 02:11:29 PM
I call bullshit.

That movie is just screaming to be remade starring Isla Fisher.

And then again starring Jessica Biel.

And then...

I stand corrected. 

Just going through so many names in my head......

Rhona Mitra
Scarlette Johansson
Malin Akerman
Natalie Portman

Quote from: Rameses on January 11, 2011, 02:09:33 AM

3:10 to Yuma should never be remade.


Russell Crowe's awesome.

lol,  that's irony for you.... that is a remake from the original with Glenn Ford and Van Heflin.

whippersnappers!   

Quote from: akmnstr on January 11, 2011, 09:23:44 AM
Casablanca cause there can only be one perfect and best movie of all time.  "Play it again Sam"

Not at all. A Casablanca remake would be badass. I can see it now:
America's classic love story, now starring Megan Fox as Ilsa, Ryan Reynolds as Rick, and...

Samuel L. Jackson as Sam - cue "I've had it with these mother make the beast with two backsing nazis in this mother make the beast with two backsing bar!"

Quote from: DesmoLu on January 11, 2011, 04:49:11 PM
Not at all. A Casablanca remake would be badass. I can see it now:
America's classic love story, now starring Megan Fox as Ilsa, Ryan Reynolds as Rick, and...

Samuel L. Jackson as Sam - cue "I've had it with these mother make the beast with two backsing nazis in this mother make the beast with two backsing bar!"

Quote from: DesmoLu on January 11, 2011, 04:49:11 PM
Samuel L. Jackson as Sam - cue "I've had it with these mother make the beast with two backsing nazis in this mother make the beast with two backsing bar!"

"Round up twice the usual number of suspects, especially that 'Bad Mother make the beast with two backser.'"

Quote from: la strada on January 11, 2011, 04:48:51 PM
lol,  that's irony for you.... that is a remake from the original with Glenn Ford and Van Heflin.

whippersnappers!   

Damn.

Okay, then The Karate Kid should never be remade.

Will Smith's son was great in it!

Here's my vote for non remakeable movies

Warriors
Slap Stick
Blade Runner
Highlander
Bad Boys
Texas Chainsaw(oops, too late)

I am recasting Samuel L. Jackson in remakes of classic films...

"Frankly pregnant dog, I don't give a shit." - Gone with the Wind
"Toto, we ain't in Compton no more." - Wizard of Oz
"Here's lookin at your fine ass, girl." - Casablanca
"I love the smell of pregnant doges in the morning." - Apocolypse Now
"What we gots here is you not picking up on what I'm layin down." - Cool Hand Luke
"Houston, we done make the beast with two backsed some shit up." - Apollo 13
"Mrs. Robinson, you trying to get some of this fine ass?" - The Graduate
"Mama always said life is like a bucket of KFC, you never know how crunchy it'll be." - Forrest Gump

Quote from: DesmoLu on January 11, 2011, 08:43:15 PM
I am recasting Samuel L. Jackson in remakes of classic films...

is this your facebook group?

http://eu-es.facebook.com/group.php?gid=12641655483

Hudson Hawk.

Howard the Duck.

Quote from: DesmoLu on January 11, 2011, 08:43:15 PM
I am recasting Samuel L. Jackson in remakes of classic films...

Ow. Hot coffee through nose. Ow.

Quote from: DesmoLu on January 11, 2011, 08:43:15 PM
I am recasting Samuel L. Jackson in remakes of classic films...

"Frankly pregnant dog, I don't give a shit." - Gone with the Wind
"Toto, we ain't in Compton no more." - Wizard of Oz
"Here's lookin at your fine ass, girl." - Casablanca
"I love the smell of pregnant doges in the morning." - Apocolypse Now
"What we gots here is you not picking up on what I'm layin down." - Cool Hand Luke
"Houston, we done make the beast with two backsed some shit up." - Apollo 13
"Mrs. Robinson, you trying to get some of this fine ass?" - The Graduate
"Mama always said life is like a bucket of KFC, you never know how crunchy it'll be." - Forrest Gump

BEST POST EVARRRRRR!!!....


on a small note...1 fear cropped up in my head about this thread...some producer and screenwriter troll is going to somehow websearch and find this thread and start pitching some of these films as new ideas to various film houses....

Quote from: zooom on January 12, 2011, 04:56:47 AM
BEST POST EVARRRRRR!!!....


on a small note...1 fear cropped up in my head about this thread...some producer and screenwriter troll is going to somehow websearch and find this thread and start pitching some of these films as new ideas to various film houses....

Maybe we should produce our own remakes!  Form the DMF production co.  It is obvious that those Hollywood mo fos will find us eventually. 

Oh, and we should never remake Snakes on a Plane.  Who else but S. Jackson could deliver the line, "Enough is enough! I have had it with these mothermake the beast with two backsing snakes on this mothermake the beast with two backsing plane!" 

Quote from: akmnstr on January 12, 2011, 05:42:16 AM
Oh, and we should never remake Snakes on a Plane.  Who else but S. Jackson could deliver the line, "Enough is enough! I have had it with these mothermake the beast with two backsing snakes on this mothermake the beast with two backsing plane!" 

Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, and maybe...just maybe...Jamie Foxx

Ian McKellen

YOU SHALL NOT PASS, you Mothermake the beast with two backsing Snakes!