doing it in the front seat..directly in front of the community mailbox..at 3:00pm..with the windows down. 

Seriously?!

Yeah, that's what my son and I saw during our afternoon stroll today.

   

pics or it didn't happen. 

Quote from: muskrat on November 17, 2011, 10:00:28 PM
pics or it didn't happen. 

They'd just be too IZ_ to make out anyway... 

Yeah..that was weird situation.

No pics though.

I got busted in college for the same thing but was in front of the dorm room.  I had no idea campus cops could be so judgmental. 

tee hee.... IZ saw somebody getting.....







wait for it.......












nailed



bazinga!

Funny BP!    

I strolled around corner..3 doors down from my house.  Currently live on a typical city block in AZ with a bunch of homes and a community mailbox at end of street.  A car was parked in front of mailboxes.  Hmm.. I sensed something wasn't right.  I guess it was my mall-cop-ninja-sense??    Anyway, I was heading toward the car parked on side of street and in front of my mailbox.  As I got closer..being nosey..I looked in since the windows were down.  Kid jumps off the girl and into back seat.  He's freaking out..holding his balls in his hands.  She's pulling her skirt back down, started laughing and said.."Oh, now I'm all sticky" as I walk by.  She clearly looked at me..with my kid in his stroller.  That's what pissed me off.   So I turned around and said Well, I guess you need to get your f'*cking sticky azz out of here then, don't ya?!    

I don't why I said it.  None of my business.  Should've just told them not on my lawn!    

Somethings different though since I've got this kid living with me now.  A bit more protective of what he sees and that was a bit too much.
   

I was at the beach a few years back August....late in the day...on my way to go surf-casting at the jetty.....

girl polishing her guy's knob in plain sight on a blanket a few yards back from the waterline

I was sorely tempted to walk over and stand behind the guy to see if I could get a line going

or at least get a turn if her jaw wasn't aching

but I felt more like fishing than fighting....

musta been old age kicking in...I have a bad idea "filter" working these days

Now the beach I understand Rat.  Something about the waves and a beach blanket.



So the girl yesterday was about 16.. Maybe 17?!   I know there's a few high school aged kids who live directly behind us.

someone must have lost a bet.

A couple of years ago on our family summer vacation in New Mexico we were in Red River for the day. I was parked by a rustic old hotel while the wifely unit went across the street to a photo shop to get some pics they had taken of us going up the mountain on the ski lift. Nice racket by the way. Anyway, I'm sitting in the Suburban with junior and his friend (playing video games in the back seat) and low and behold through the hotel room window right in front of us this couple start getting it on! The window was open so you could even hear them! He's got her pinned up against the wall and her legs are wrapped around him. Had to turn the radio on so the kiddos couldn't hear the running commentary! The couple obviously didn't give a shit if they had a family audience. When my wife got in the Suburban with the pics they were still rattlin' the walls going at it full steam. Her jaw hit the floor and she told me to drive away right now! Damn... I was enjoying the show. Does that make me a bad person?

Quote from: fastwin on November 18, 2011, 08:17:17 AM
Does that make me a bad person?

Nope.

Quote from: IZ on November 18, 2011, 12:12:40 AM
So I turned around and said Well, I guess you need to get your f'*cking sticky azz out of here then, don't ya?!   

I don't why I said it.  None of my business.  Should've just told them not on my lawn!    

Because you are a father, taking care of your kid, and two jackasses are having sex in public?  I think it was a perfectly appropriate thing to say.

Many many MANY years ago (1972 or so) I was driving an Auto Parts Delivery Truck for a Newark Auto Parts and Supply shop......

and I was supplementing my income by wholesaling kilo bricks of weed in the Newark Housing Projects....all while living in a cold water railroad flat in East Orange above a pharmacy

I was horribly depressed....

One awful slushy winter day I saw a stray dog trying to hump a matted, frozen dead stray dog by the gutter on Frelinghuysen Ave

I took it as a sign that my life needed to turn a corner

Damn dude... now I'm depressed. I still love your mime getting punched out story though!!

Quote from: fastwin on November 18, 2011, 08:58:52 AM
Damn dude... now I'm depressed. I still love your mime getting punched out story though!!

LOL....... it was a very dark passage...the dog scene was fitting