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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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RAT900

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 09, 2012, 07:34:13 AM
2.  Already had two lab practicals and one exam.  Mmmmm... There's nothing like dissecting a pregnant rat.     :-X



   [bacon]

My name is Rat900 and I approve of this practice
This is an insult to the Pez community

MendoDave

The F1 107 percent rule  "During the first phase of qualifying, any driver who fails to set a lap within 107 percent of the fastest time in the first qualifying session will not be allowed to start the race."

But the thing that Bothers me about it is that it's the 7 percent rule, or it should be. Say your lap time is 2 minutes. Plus or minus 100 percent of that is 4 minutes or 0 minutes & 0 seconds. 107 percent of a 2 minute lap time is either 2:14 or -0:14

That is all.

cokey

Drives me nuts..  house is full if people without common sense.. 
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

TiNi


RAT900

This is an insult to the Pez community

The Bacon Junkie

Tomorrow I get to dissect a sheep's brain...


BRRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!   






  [bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

TiNi


Le Pirate

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 11, 2012, 11:24:56 AM
Tomorrow I get to dissect a sheep's brain...


BRRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!   






  [bacon]


Zombies aside....



I'd aviod the prions if at all possible:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapie


it's the sheep equivalent to Creutzfeldtâ€"Jakob disease in people, or mad-cow in...cows


(all the fun stuff you learn in public health  [laugh])


BTW--don't worry, there haven't actually been any cases of scrapie in people...I just wanted to scare you!  ;D

....................

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

lazylightnin717

I hate responsibilities

I want to be 18 again and get drunk and high and do backflips off rope swings into shitty creeks

and stay up late

and not watch the news and realize that shitty shit is happening all over the place  :P
Comes a time
When the blind man takes your hand
Says don't you see
Gotta' make it somehow
On the dreams you still believe

Speeddog

Well, you can do all that except the '18 again'.  [beer]
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ungeheuer

I'm extremely bored with this sore throat.  The muscle aches are a new interest though. 

I hate feeling less than great.

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RAT900

Pried a deer tick off my scrote this a.m.

that was exciting

and no I am not a shrub-focker, my local range is infested with them

these are the sorts of things I would expect Major Moosehumper to encounter

This is an insult to the Pez community

Ducatamount

half fast