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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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lethe

#150
March 21, 2010, 03:44:07 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 20, 2010, 05:53:30 PM
I have an okie tan


and a tummy full of in and out
soon you will have a toilet full of in and out, thereby giving a shit and so you shall be banned from the thread
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducatiz

#151
March 21, 2010, 05:30:06 AM
With in and out it is not really giving a shit.  It escapes on its own
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

lethe

#152
March 21, 2010, 05:32:55 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on March 21, 2010, 05:30:06 AM
With in and out it is not really giving a shit.  It escapes on its own

Surprise! Cleanup on aisle 12
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Grampa

#153
March 21, 2010, 06:36:16 AM
not if I eat it "protein" style
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducatiz

#154
March 21, 2010, 07:02:17 AM
I sincerely do not want to know.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#155
March 21, 2010, 07:06:44 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on March 21, 2010, 07:02:17 AM
I sincerely do not want to know.
maybe he doesn't give a shit what you want...

and will tell you anyway. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

#156
March 21, 2010, 07:14:01 AM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Rameses

#157
March 22, 2010, 03:08:56 AM
Quote from: Jobu on March 20, 2010, 05:42:13 PM
Who gives a shit?


Did you not read the title of the make the beast with two backsing thread?

No one.


[roll]




duccarlos

#158
March 22, 2010, 05:29:29 AM
Had to drive up 25 miles to my kid's school to realize that the ceremony is not until tomorrow. You would think that someone that works at the school would be able to give me the correct date.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

ducatiz

#159
March 22, 2010, 06:10:54 AM
Don't you know by now they don't your kind there?  Damn hooligan bikers...
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#160
March 22, 2010, 06:23:12 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on March 22, 2010, 06:10:54 AM
Don't you know by now they don't your kind there?  Damn hooligan bikers...
Is this supposed to be a fill in the blank?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


WhiteStripe

#161
March 22, 2010, 08:40:04 AM
___tolerate___
2006 S2R 1000, Arrow CF exhaust, FatDuc 02, CF open cc with stock pp

eyeboy

#162
March 22, 2010, 09:49:35 AM
i hate people who sit in the left lane, or the middle for that matter.

I pass them all on the right.

[moto]
Quote from: ducatizzzz on October 23, 2008, 05:13:21 PMObfuscate! Obfuscate!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room.

There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man.  The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self. And in bacon. 

The Architect

#163
March 22, 2010, 10:34:19 AM
two years ago I had an ear infection, first time ever.  one of the side effects was vertigo.  both the infection and the vertigo lasted a few months.  it was bad but I got used to it.  I was so used to it I probably could have eaten a rare steak on one of those old astronaut spinning machines and not even noticed I was spinning. 

last spring the vertigo returned. 

it came back again last week. 

today I have a raging head ache. 

I don't even give a shit. 

I left work early.

duccarlos

#164
March 22, 2010, 11:01:02 AM
I fell asleep while "working".
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.
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