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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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duccarlos

#270
March 29, 2010, 09:54:16 AM
Turned down the nooner again. I need to kick out the kids so that she can't se them as an excuse.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

The Architect

#271
March 29, 2010, 10:16:48 AM
My faith in humanity seems to decrease on an hourly basis.

http://www.wmur.com/news/22967146/detail.html 

Either that or the news media loves to make me feel that way. 

KnightofNi

#272
March 29, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
Quote from: The Architect on March 29, 2010, 10:16:48 AM
My faith in humanity seems to decrease on an hourly basis.

http://www.wmur.com/news/22967146/detail.html 

Either that or the news media loves to make me feel that way. 

HAHAHAHA

Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducpainter

#273
March 30, 2010, 05:27:48 AM
I no longer give a shit
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


RAT900

#274
March 30, 2010, 05:50:54 AM
Quote from: The Architect on March 29, 2010, 10:16:48 AM
My faith in humanity seems to decrease on an hourly basis.

http://www.wmur.com/news/22967146/detail.html 

Either that or the news media loves to make me feel that way. 

The glass is half-full in this instance...after-all he could have been busted while trying to mate with it...

but then again what they saw as him trying to perform mouth-to-mouth may in fact have been foreplay
This is an insult to the Pez community

cyrus buelton

#275
March 30, 2010, 06:19:45 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

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SacDuc

#276
March 30, 2010, 12:03:57 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 30, 2010, 05:27:48 AM
I no longer give a shit

Liar, liar pants on fire.


sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

ducpainter

#277
March 30, 2010, 12:04:44 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 30, 2010, 12:03:57 PM
Liar.


sac
I meant it when I said it...

but you don't give a shit.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


duccarlos

#278
March 30, 2010, 12:23:04 PM
My wife is suffering through "that time of the month" while 2 of the 3 kids are sick. Meanwhile, I get to go to a bike night tonight.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Grampa

#279
March 30, 2010, 03:13:38 PM
Hi aunt flo
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

herm

#280
March 30, 2010, 03:16:03 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 30, 2010, 05:27:48 AM
I no longer give a shit

as if you ever did
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Grampa

#281
March 30, 2010, 03:19:17 PM
I may get to go to school bus driver school
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

KnightofNi

#282
March 30, 2010, 03:22:04 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 30, 2010, 03:19:17 PM
I may get to go to school bus driver school

i did that. got my cdl for airbrakes and passenger cert.

i liked the backing up part of the test. i was told i went too fast even though i didn't hit a cone and didn't have to stop to readjust.  ;D
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducpainter

#283
March 30, 2010, 04:04:26 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 30, 2010, 03:22:04 PM
i did that. got my cdl for airbrakes and passenger cert.

i liked the backing up part of the test. i was told i went too fast even though i didn't hit a cone and didn't have to stop to readjust.  ;D
you...

are awesome
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Ddan

#284
March 30, 2010, 04:06:17 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 30, 2010, 04:04:26 PM
you...

are awesome

Don't let ML see that
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